Adventures of Super Rhyme (Rap)

Rhymes faster than a speeding bullet Has more rhymes than a train has tracks Able to leap sucker MCs in a single rhyme Look at the jam on the mic “It's a bird! It's a plane!” No—I'm Su-Su-Super Rhymes It’s the new thing, makes you want to swing While us MCs rap, doing our thing It’s not singing, like it used to be No, it’s rapping to the rhythm of the sure shot beat It goes one for the money, two for the show You got my beat, now here I go You see, this DJ, he gets down Mixing records while they go round With the hid-dip, the hop, you just don’t stop You rock to the beat ‘til it makes you drop Yes, I’m one of a kind, I’m Super Rhymes And I’d like to say hello And since I’m on the mic and I’m ready to rock This is how it goes Yes, I rock so good, I rock so well I ring-ding-dang-a-ding-ding-a-dang, baby I'll ring your bell Yes, I’m Super Rhymes, I’m twenty-two I want to be a hundred before I’m through Because no, I didn’t come from the planet Earth Planet Rhyme-on is my place of birth From the day I came out my mother’s womb I found myself in the operating room Then the doctor spanked me on my behind I didn’t cry, the kid started to rhyme My mother said, “Son, that’s the way it should be Your name is Super Rhymes, you’ll be an MC” So then my father put me on a meteorite Sent me to Earth to rock the mic I got to Earth and started laying it down At the jam on the mic, I could be found While I was at the jam this one time Rocking to the beat, said I’m feeling fine Just-a freaking out on the freak’s behind I looked in the face of Frankenstein I said, “Oh, no, she’s not mine” Because my woman is fine as wine And she goes by the name of Lois Line But she didn’t come here with me this time I’m feeling real sad, but not that bad I’m-a have to run away from this crow-dad I ran to the deejay to rock the mic He said, “Super Rhymes, take it, do what you like” So I rocked the party viciously This guy I didn’t know walked up to me But the closer he got, the more I could tell It was the man they call Coward Hosell The guy you’d see on KBC While Joe Frazier boxed Muhammad Ali He said, “Excuse me, sir, are you Super Rhymes? The one with the fine woman Lois Line?” I said, “I am—will I be on TV Like the float-like-a-butterfly, stinging Ali?” He said, “Yes, my man, if you show me you can I was told you had the master plan” So I rocked the mic for Howard Cosell To show America how I rocked so well And while I rocked the mic, this is what I said About Dracula, the living dead He didn't like blood, not this vampire The disco beat was his desire Transylvania’s where he made home Until one day he decided to roam And then out of the crypt he did crawl Count Dracula is what he’s called He said, “The sun's gone down, and now it’s night I'm going to spread my wings and take a serious flight I turned into a bat, I flew away I said at the disco is where I got to stay Because back home, there was nothing like this In Transylvania this is what I’d miss They just bite necks and suck blood all day When I knew there had to be a better way I packed my coffin, said, ‘Vampires, I am leaving’ So I turned into a bat and cut out that evening The first disco I hit was 54 They didn't even want to let me in the door I said, ‘Listen, my man, I am a real cool guy I can turn into a bat, I can even fly’ He said, ‘Dracula, you can do all of that Then come on in and catch a need-a freak attack’ So I went inside and I started to dance And had all the ladies waiting for their chance They said, ‘Isn’t he cool with his widow’s peak And the strange way he does the Freak?’” He said, “Where I come from it’s not called the Freak Its the Transylvania Boogie, seven days a week” I didn’t get to dance with them all that night Cause at the break of dawn I saw sunlight I said, “I’m sorry to say I cannot stay Cause us vampires must be in before it turns day But don’t forget, I'll be back I like it when I catch a need-a freak attack And since you heard my story, it’s time I be leaving In Transylvania we say ‘good evening’” Mr. Hosell said, “Damn, that’s good You’ll be on TV in every neighborhood” He said, “Super Rhymes, you’re a real MC We must put you on KBC” I said, I’ll dress to impress, won’t claim I’m best I’ll come a little better than all the rest Because I never come with any less Than all the rhymes that will pass the test Because I’m cool as ice, I’m twice as nice I never had an off-day in my life You see, I take all your money, bust out your wife Make you dance to my beat all your life Cause when I get in my stuff and I start to rhyme The sucker MCs hide every time Because my voice is baritone And I really don’t need no microphone But I use one anyway To make sure the ladies hear what I say And from here to there they hear my voice The ladies hear me, I am their choice Because my hair’s more wavy than there’s ships in the Navy And they use a boat to stay afloat To put hickeys all over my throat Because I am so cool… Because I’m cool as snow, I’m like savoir-faire I’m the man you can find anywhere Because I’m cooler than cold, I’m hotter than heat I rock to the rhythm of the funky beat Because I got what it takes To make everybody want to break You see I got-a what it take I take it, make you want to break Breaker one (breaker one), breaker two (breaker two) I said-uh, this is what I want to say to all of you Go and telephone or tell a friend The man known as Super Rhymes is back again And all you fly guys, I’ll tell you this I’ll take your fly girls with one kiss Because I take the fly girls, put ‘em in check I got my love potion all around they neck They’ve heard my voice and they know my name They know within me there burns a flame That I’m MC man headed straight for fame I got a Coupe DeVille, diamond rings I even got fur coats and gold plate things Cause I’m the man of the hour, too sweet to be sour The ladies know I’m the man with the power And now that you know a little more about me This is how I rocked KBC You see, deep in the desert, the city Baghdad Aladdin was the boy, a magic lamp he had Aladdin was to rub it and soon find out That the lamp had magic and a genie, no doubt He rubbed the lamp, the genie appeared But you really couldn’t see him ‘til the green smoke cleared Well, the smoke was gone and there he stood The tallest damn cat in the neighborhood He said, “Where I come from I committed a crime For every little thing you must serve time But if my lamp was rubbed I’d be set free But otherwise within the lamp I stay eternally And Aladdin, I say thanks to you You rubbed my lamp, now my sentence is through And Aladdin, your wish is my command I’m sorry, but you only get three, my man” He said, “Genie, my first wish would be To go to the year 1980” ”Hocus pocus,” said the genie, “I'll do that” Aladdin looked around, saw where he was at He said, “Damn, things aren’t the same I wonder if Aladdin is still my name But it’s nice to be in ‘80 And I got to say thanks to you, genie” He said, “There’s nothing to it, I used to do it Just about everyday Until I went to court, I got put in the lamp And the judge to take the spell away But then you came along, made right my wrong You rubbed my lamp and you set me free” He said, “You used one wish, and you got two left Aladdin, tell me what’s it going to be?” He said, “Genie, in this society You must have the green stuff called money” So “hocus pocus” said the genie, “here’s a million bucks To take it all with you here’s an armored truck” “Thanks,” said Aladdin, “Genie, you’re a real champ But for a little while get back in your lamp” The genie said, “Aladdin, yes, I’ll do that But you got another wish, now I’ll be back” So with a puff of smoke the genie was gone Aladdin said, “A new millionaire is born” Well, with all that money he made more money Aladdin was doing swell You see, my man Aladdin, he got smart, you see Invested money into an oil well But then one day he said, “I'm tired Of making the desert scene” He said, “I got to get away, I got to go to the disco Find the freak of my dream” So he took control of his private jet His magic lamp and money he could not forget Yes, he got to the disco, danced and screamed But still couldn’t find the freak of his dream But then she came, through the door The baddest freak Aladdin said he ever saw He said, “Wow! I got to get that girl! Her love is worth anything in the world” She was a 38-24-35 Aladdin was attracted like a bee to a hive Aladdin walked up, said, “Hello” She looked him up and down and said, “You know where you can go” He said, “Come on, baby, don’t play no game I’m called Aladdin, tell me, what’s your name?” Well, out of all the things Aladdin tried She said, “Listen, sucker, take a carpet ride” Aladdin said, “I know what to do I call on my genie with a spell for you So then he rubbed the lamp, the genie came back out The genie said, “Aladdin, what you’re fussing about” He said, “Genie, I rocked, I said I’d be her man I tried to do it to her cause I thought I can It was then that I met this girl Who said she wouldn’t freak me for nothing in the world” Out of all the things that Aladdin thought She told him a body just couldn’t be bought So Aladdin said, “At 4:50 I know you’re coming to this bank with me” But the freak told him no And my main man Aladdin, he told her so He said, “I grab my partner do-si-do I spank her to the beat, but don’t let go Until I hear her holler ‘yo, yo’” To the beat, beat, check it out The genie said, “Aladdin, I agree This freak has got a vicious body But that wish will be your last one After I do it, my job is done” The genie said, “Your wish is my command She’ll be your girl, you’ll be her man” So he crossed his arms, said a magic word A “hocus pocus” is what you heard He said, “Aladdin, she belongs to you Take her home and do what you want to do But now it’s time that I leave I pull my magic carpet down out my sleeve I’m going to climb aboard, I’m going to fly away Back to Baghdad, that’s where I’ll stay” So Aladdin looked up, said goodbye He watched the magic carpet and the genie fly Now this is the end of this little tale It’s time I keep rocking, the genie’s out of jail So when I say “rock,” you say “roll” When I say “ice,” then you say “cold” Then when I say “disco,” you say “the beat” I say “it’s like honey,” then you say “it’s sweet” I say “rock”—“roll” I say “ice”—“cold” Say “disco”—“the beat” “Like honey”—“it’s sweet” Now you know my name, you know my game Compared to me there’s none the same Because I got a funky groove, I'm going to make your body move Because I got what it take-a-take to make you want to break-a-break-a Breaker one (breaker one), breaker two (breaker two) I said you heard my jam, now catch the boogaloo flu Cause I'm Super Rhymes with disco I rock from here to Frisco I make you hate your video While I rock your mind in stereo So kick off your shoes, relax your feet You're going to move to my beat that sound so sweet Because it's all of you I do adore And I got so much and more in store Cause all through the day, through the night I sit down and new rhymes I write Because this DJ, he gets down Mixing records while they go round With the hid-dip, the hop, you just don't stop You bop to the beat till it makes you drop Because I rock so good, I rock so well I ring-a-ding-a-dang-a-ding-ding-a-dang Baby, I ring your bell Because I rock and roll In ster-e-er-e-o I rock and roll In ster-e-er-e-o Like Fred Flintstone said yabadabado You hear my jam, want to yell it too Because I got more rhymes than a clock chimes I got more rhymes than a monkey climbs I got more rhymes than a lemon and limes And I got more rhymes than a bank got dimes So freak it to the east, freak it to the west I freak it to the girl with the biggest chest Freak it to the west, then you freak it to the east But you never freak out with an ugly beast So young ladies in the '80s Come and ride in my Mercedes Cause the ladies see they all must stare Because I got brown eyes and a wavy hair I'm not so tall, but I'm not so short And you young ladies are my favorite sport So put your hand in the air and let me know you're out there You put your hand in the air and let me know you're out there Then scream oh yeah—“oh yeah!” Oh what?—“oh yeah!” Y'all, I'm leaving now, but I'll be back To make the young ladies catch a need-a-freak attack Yes, the time has come for me to leave the mic But I'll be back with more of what you like So…take a chill