Monster I've Created

[Hook: Jimmy P.] Acting pretty heinous, we’re all slaves til you unchain us And you are an ignoramus if you want to become famous I am underestimated- you’re way too overrated I am just another product of the monster I’ve created [Verse 1: Jimmy P.] On her forehead, I tattooed my name backwards So when she looks in the mirror she sees her favorite rapper I’m a stunt actor, first on Fear Factor Eat spiders and hide inside of a trash compactor Get smashed harder than Kardashian backdoor Make me wanna smack whores in nuclear reactors I’m all eyes; your girlfriend- she’s all fours That means she’s a dog but got a face like a raptor What a dinosaur, looking bad on her best night Are you perfectly sure your woman’s not a transvestite? That’s not nice- I’ve got bad behavior Got ten years of labor for killing all of my neighbors I used a light saber, thought I was Darth Vader I made her dress up like Laura Croft from Tomb Raider Dipped into the acid, kidnapped Ralph Nader Hijacked a rocket ship and hid out in a space crater Take a look at the data, obvious that I made a Different state of mind for all the common denominators [Hook] I call upon Poseidon; spear you all with a trident You say your mouth hurts? Well it’s my lines, you bite em I have the moxie to go- you can’t stop me Knock your teeth out on the floor- it’s not hockey No Wayne Gretzky, heck, you can respect me Took it to the bank with a bouncer, they never check me I’m not next to blow; I’m not an upcoming artist I’m just a white boy who so happens to spit the hardest Every song I make is just another credential I’ma keep going cuz I recognize the potential Quintessential to me to implode your cranium Forget gold or platinum, I’m double uranium Dictionary rappers see me and go back to Webster’s I’m a bit of an expert, smarter than Poindexter If you make one song- feening to sell big You have a worse chance of fame than Kenan and Kel did [Hook] You rappers are laughable, edible and forgettable You only get wet when I chew you up, it’s incredible Not a laughing matter, this chatter is not humorous The ways I make all of you dreams shatter are numerous More bars than a cellular tower, my signal’s strong Feeling even more powerful by the hour, what’s wrong? I’ve scoured meteor showers for hours hoping to make it clearer The only star I see is looking back in the mirror I crack my ankles, my back, my neck and knuckles as well And since my music is cracking you might be stuck on the shelf Katy Perry got my cherry chapstick, it was magic Pulling on my rabbit, we can go and make it a habit She kisses girls but I don’t kiss boys Lil Wayne can kiss Baby all he wants but I won’t do the same I should refrain in case people take it as a diss It’s not a diss, just naming the person that he kissed! [Hook]