Maury

[Hook: Jimmy P.] My friend hit me up on my phone and said my woman was creeping I asked for him the proof and he said dude your woman is cheating I said, “Oh hell no! I can’t believe another man done sexed her” I got to take that ass on Maury to take a lie detector We’re going to Maury…. Maury…. the Maury Show We’re going to Maury…. Maury…. the Maury Show We’re going to Maury…. Maury…. the Maury Show The lie detector determined that chick’s a ho! [Verse 1: Jimmy P.] Shirt off and I’m chilling – there’s no cover charge for this building And I got to find the ready and willing people that are ready for a little straight sex, fuck feelings Oooh, I've said too much already, her thighs are wet and her back is sweaty That ass is heavy and her legs are hanging in the air but they’re coming down faster than confetti Everybody thinks that I’m a sex addict, but when it comes down to it, I’m the best at it Her titties are showing, her city is blowing me up, get a cup, her kitty’s purring and her ass is fat Oooh – who is that? The woman’s looking like she’s unapproachable Making me lose all my focus, boo – I just want to get a little bit close to you Hold up, my phone’s ringing; let me pick the thing up It’s my boy saying “Your girl’s running around” I said “Huh? The fuck?” Hold up baby girl, look I got to go – turns out my main woman is acting just like a ho What are you going to do? Girl you already know I got to take that ass on the Maury Show [Hook] [Verse: Jimmy P.] Every time she wants to meet up, I catch her chilling in the bed with her feet up And everybody else is trying to see us, because I’m the one that got her screaming oh Jesus Please, ha, turn the beat up – this time nobody else really has to hear what we’re doing over here From nibbling on your ear to knocking the pictures off and shaking the chandelier But I stopped mid-stroke, looked at the ho, said, “I know you’re cheating!” She said “Cheating? Jimmy, I’m with you, we’re freaking every weekend.” I said I ain’t trying to hear it, talk to me when you pass In a voice that could shatter glass, put her clothes on fast, “Why you acting like an ass?” “Look girl, I’m sorry but you’re going to have to tell it to Maury.” She said “That show’s so trashy” I said, “Exactly, your actions are in that category” Then she started her begging, like “Jimmy I’ll never ever ever do it again.” I said “You’re damn right you’ll never do it again, because you’ll be on TV when the results are in.” [Hook]