Top Hat Bar and Grille

Well, if you're lookin' for a good time Look hard as you want but you ain't gonna find The kind of good times you will Come every Friday and Saturday evening at the Top Hat Bar and Grill Well, at the Top Hat Bar and Grill There is a waitress name of Lil Well, she's a honky tonky, little bit chunky, divorcee She wears the tight hippy hugger slacks You can believe me when I tell you jack That she's a dancin', prancin', hard romancin' P-I-E-C-E And she can do the boogie woogie She can do the boogaloo And she can do the hoochie coochie And she knows how to nasty too So, if you're lookin' for a good time Look hard as you want but you ain't gonna find The kind of good times you will Come every Friday and Saturday evening at the Top Hat Bar and Grill Well, at the Top Hat Bar and Grill They've got this bouncer name of Gil Well, he's a honky tonky heavily funky ex-Marine He wears the skin-tight body builder shirts And jack he'll knock you out into the dirt But, if you got you no money or you try to get funny Then, brother you gonna see That man's gonna do the boogie woogie He gonna do the boogaloo He gonna do the hoochie coochie And he'll be doin' all his dancin' on you So, if you're lookin' for a good time Look hard as you want but you ain't gonna find The kind of bad times you will Come every Friday and Saturday evening at the Top Hat Bar and Grill Lookin' for a good time Lookin' for a bad time So, if you're lookin' for a good time The parties you want but you ain't gonna find The kind of good times you will Come every Friday and Saturday evening at the Top Hat Bar and Grill