I "Love" Messi Haters!

I PRESENT THE FOLLOWING OPINIONS AS OPPOSITE OF TRUTH:Messi's haters are the most considerate people I have ever met online. They are SO logical, SO kind, and oh, SO selfless that I am surprised that they even exist. I wish I could be like them, but I am too unknowledgeable about soccer/football, too naïve, at least compared to THEM. They always knew that Messi was WAY overrated, and I didn't even realize how right they were until his bogus win of the Golden Ball. I mean, TOTALLY bogus! How much RIGHTER can they be? These AWESOME fellows also say that the Ballon d'Or judges are TOTALLY mental, because Messi doesn't even deserve to get a FOURTH of a Ballon d'Or, much less FOUR Ballon d'Ors IN A ROW! I mean, just becaue he broke the world record for most goals in a year and broke many more world records and gives other people credit and plays for his team and not himself doesn't mean he's a good player AT ALL. Yet, they HAD to give him FOUR awards for being the best soccer/football player in the world for FOUR years! Therefore, Messi's fans are mental. The haters are wayyy more reasonable, and they are SO not just jealous! I mean, if they were jealous they would not be comparing him to other players using fake, made-up data to try and "prove" that he's worse! And the pictures the haters post online to make fun of Messi are SO unbiased, So unoffensive, SO NOT insensitive, SO laughable, SO polite, and SO true. I mean, isn't it just truth-not-bogus that he was the worst player this World Cup? And that we should all TOTALLY think about his tax problems and hate him for it while he's dribbling 6 people on the field! I know, right? Tax evasion and watching soccer/football are SO relevant! Thinking about how he just passed those 6 defenders and scored his 2nd hat trick this month is SO not the right way to think about soccer/football. Right thinking would be that it was the worst playing you've ever seen! 2 hat tricks by the middle of the month and avoiding 6 defenders! Bull****. Messi should absolutely gain NO recognition for something as horrible as that. Best of all about the haters, this friend of mine who I LOVE blamed Argentina's final loss on Messi! I mean, isn't that so fair and so AWESOME of him? My friend is one of them, the truly AMAZING haters. He said that if Messi had more anger problems, Argentina would've won! I mean, that makes total sense! In the final analysis, these haters are the BEST! I'm way more selfish and irrational and unreasonable, so I will never understand their true greatness, but at least I do a part of it at the moment. Signing off to write more later, Jess MaQswellMost Sarcastic Child Of The Year 2013 Most Dedicated Young Messi Fan During 2014 FIFA World Cup Brazil Most Hated By Messi Haters Award Of The 2014 FIFA World Cup Brazil Most Logical And Sarcastic When Debating With Haters Child Award Of The Year 2013