Donkey

[Verse 1] Put my Chevy in the ditch, couple grand to get it fixed Bank account runnin' dry, boss ain't got no overtime Friday rolls around, gotta get this party to town Got nothing to drive, but just outside I hear my ride [Hook] Gonna ride that donkey, donkey Down to the honky tonky It's gonna get funky, funky Gonna ride that donkey, donkey Down to the honky tonky It's gonna get funky, funky [Verse 2] George Jones took a John Deere tractor, hope my donkey gets there faster When I pull up in no pickup truck, jocks break out in laughter But the ladies think it's cool, I kick it with a mule I fill their glass, they tip them back They dig the way I ride that ass and I do, you would if you could, too They all walk funny when they're done, riding you know who [Hook] [Bridge] All the ladies like to ride, oh, the ladies like to ride Oh, the ladies like to ride, the ladies like my D-O-N-K-E-Y [Verse 3] Well, they say that's it last call, no, I don't sweat it, y'all Got a bottle in the saddle, a six pack in the stall So, baby, what you say we giddy up to my place We hit the barn, ain't no harm rolling in the hay, hey [Hook] [Bridge 2] Gonna ride, gonna ride Gonna ride that donkey Gonna ride, gonna ride Gonna ride that donkey Gonna ride that donkey, donkey Down to the honky tonky It's gonna get funky, funky [Hook]