Landshark

Sometimes when you're really awkward You do awkward things So I'm gonna tell what I've been doing lately I've been turning everything into a landshark What's a landshark? It's a shark That's on land Motherfucker If you wanna turn yourself into a landshark You're gonna need a hand And if you don't have one Then you're fucked! But you're gonna take your hand a put it on your back like a fin And now you're a landshark Yeah, you're a landshark In the middle of na awkward conversation? Nope! Not anymore! Landshark, you'll never fucking catch me, bitch! If you have any friends, then you could turn them into landsharks But you don't, so cry for a minute Then turn your dog into a landshark Kermit landshark Marble landshark Now I'm gonna show you some pictures I made: Snape landshark Hamster landshark Apple landshark Christian Bale is a landshark The guy from Ancient Aliens is a landshark This is a sandshark, now it's a landshark The Eiffel Tower is a landmark, now it's a landshark Unicorns aren't mythical creatures They're horses dressed up in landshark costumes Don't trust those motherfuckers! Now put some helium in a giant airshark Watch it fly around Laugh about it Do a plank on the ground as a landshark It's so much cooler then regular planking Landshark, tree bark What do you get when you put a landshark with a landshark? Jesus How do you landsharks have sex with each other? Boners Turtle backpack, turtle landshark Apologize to your dog Eat your feelings Landshark Cry about the fact that you made this vídeo Labdshark