The Terror Of Tiny Town

Lost the vote, but God elected me I'm never wrong cause he speaks through me I'm the baddest hombre around Minded by my Uncle Dick So dumb I thought I was President Meet the Terror of Tiny Town I decide I divine Who's evil and who dies Hobby horse Across the White House lawn The Great Cowboy Cornholio Texas Oil's favorite clown Never far from his feed bag Of pretzels frosted with cocaine The Terror of Tiny Town Sit him down Spin him around Got wars to plan And people to kill So decide Bring 'em on It'll be shock and awesome On my ranch, under the stars God tells me it's the end of times Mission Accomplished I do what I want Rummy, make it so Condi, give me the blow Wee Wee's big adventure Starts now Seize the oil in the Middle East Kill their ass with fake democracy Show 'em who's the boss of this town Magically they will learn to love Baywatch, burgers and Israel And the Terror of Tiny Town 9-11 was no conspiracy More like Spinal Tap to me Our empire's goin' down Even if we wipe Al Qaeda out What will their kids be like? When we're all the Terror of Tiny Town So what now? He ain't gone 'Til they're all brought to justice for war crimes So act fast Or this lasts Cause before you know it Guess who'll be back