Pets Eat Their Master

Your least favorite video game Is about to come to life Homeless hordes crash downtown barriers Desks are flying through the glass Precious software everywhere Sorcerer's apprentice has returned Tried to kill them off with crack Never quite prepared For when untouchables touch back New Rome is falling, let's dance The pets The pets The pets Pets eat their master The pets The pets The pets Pets eat their master Desperate hungry cannibals Barbecue executives Slowly on rotisseries in the street "Three strikes you're out!" Prisoners Busting loose, heading for the burbs With wicker men For upper crust dessert Everything that grows is gone Freeways jammed Sewers all clogged One by one Toilets blow to smithereens Doctors by the meat machine Say "You're no good for Soylent Green But prime for a McDonalds happy meal When the pets The pets The pets Pets eat their master Pets The pets The pets Pets eat their master Sewage blows From barges back to shore Hissing germs Shellac the beachfront homes Confused fundamentalists Look up,"Is this the rapture?" President peers out and says "have you got some grey poupon?" The pets The pets The pets Pets eat their master The pets The pets Pets eat their master Pets The pets The pets Pets eat their master