Clean As A Thistle

When the elite few Paid to elect me Promised Y'all I'd clean up All the filth around here Spread some dirty lies 'Bout my opponent's past All the while I danced behind That Family Values mask Works every time My opponent's penis Is the great threat of our time And I love it yeh eh eh yeh eh eh I love it yeah eh eh Yeh eh eh To the sheep I preach The gospel of the Lorn When I'm with you, baby It's the gospel of Irving Klaw When the full moon rise Let me feel you baby Don't you want to Keep your job? Got a can of coke And a black corvette Clarence peeping Thomas Wants you riding his broom stick And don't you know that I love it Yeh eh eh yeh eh eh I love it yeah eh eh yeah eh eh I'm clean as a thistle I'm clean as a thistle Sharp little thistle Spiny little thistle Best you make your plans Around mine Before I do away With this sin and Scum, aw right Got to see it for myself With my bare naked eye Driver, take me to the sleaze Don't you know who I am? Let me in! Okay, okay, okay, ok, ok Here's a $50 Now will you forget I'm here President McMuffin Cigar caked with goo Opinion polls state clearly Man, I'd fuck her too Bible-thumping gents Stage an impeachment While they get it on At night on top of their desks Peek-a-boo and wretch Republican buttocks Flapping skyward in the wind Lie to start a war Killing Millions Ain't impeachable Like wayward weenie moistening That's why I love it Yeh eh eh Yeh eh eh I love it Yeh eh eh Yeh eh eh Clean as a thistle Clean as a thistle Spiked little thistle Sticky Little thistle Yield if you want to survive