Adventures in New Bohemia

[Verse 1] Who's the loveable rogue known to compose colourful prose? I'm on the road 'til my foot prints cover the globe I speak low with a lump in my throat, and a lung full a smoke Bunnin' dope in my humble abode, it's bohemia Sepia tone memorabilia, soak up the media Daytime TV's gettin' kinda tedious Trapped with the social deviants In the confines of my immediate Future is fruitless I'm through duckin' tutors Dust so thick it dates back to the Tudors Livin' in student digs on tins of tuna Who spent the rent down the boozer? We sip beers and split hairs over current-affairs Any unwelcome guests get chucked down the stairs The place where I pedal my wares All the fun of the fair B-boys hold down the square, it goes [Hook] Adventures in New Bohemia Spark it everyday! Adventures in New Bohemia Cos that's the place we stay Adventures in New Bohemia We got to pay the rent Adventures in New Bohemia That's what we represent Adventures in New Bohemia Adventures in New Bohemia Adventures in New Bohemia [Verse 2] Call me the counterfeit Big Lebowski, part-time alchy Scramblin' around for his house key Knee deep in debris, sippin' on PG Tips like a chimpanzee I'm the one-man jamboree, I won't ram out ya jam for free I perform for a standard fee cos I'm freezin' cold Sleepin' with no central heatin' I can even see mould growin' on the ceilin' From my neighbours pipes that keep leakin' In need of some herbal healin', I search and rummage Eyes light up like rubies in a world of rubbish Lookin' bummy like Worzel Gummidge, drunk and undernourished Run ya gums and get rushed by the scrummage The man with the dish-pan hands Big band bustin' up ya tin pan jams [Hook] Adventures in New Bohemia Spark it everyday! Adventures in New Bohemia Cos that's the place we stay Adventures in New Bohemia We got to pay the rent Adventures in New Bohemia That's what we represent [Verse 3] Its bohemia All we do is wash up and bill up And fill up our cups with the cheap stuff Puffin' on punk free tree trunks Cuttin' up breezeblocks Bonding with b-boys who need detox Yeah the seeds pop I get paranoid and wonder whether the neighbours ever eavesdrop Livin' in the flat that time forgot Where evrybody has a vice but we tryin' to stop Or maybe not Jottin by the light of lamps I'm boxed in with the moths and the rising damp Cramped coz of all the clutter Crumbs in the butter Theres a better side of life im tryin' to disover Theres another day with fine and rhyming skills 'til I bop to the shop for a pint of milk Its time to build and pay the bills Not to mention the rent Right now thats what I represent yow [Hook] Adventures in New Bohemia Spark it everyday! Adventures in New Bohemia Cos that's the place we stay Adventures in New Bohemia We got to pay the rent Adventures in New Bohemia That's what we represent [Outro] Yeah Yeah Yeah get down with us .... yeah Get down with us .... yeah Get down with us The domesticated age yeah get down with us All the housebound players get down with us All the herbalist hermits get down with us Beats to the equalizer get down with us Bohemia the place stays covered in dust It goes Adventures in New Bohemia Adventures in New Bohemia Adventures in New Bohemia-a-a