The Jam

[Verse 1] All right, let's get down to business Pour out some Guinness Khrysis, get on the jack and tell them they're so finished Christ to the Jesus, the Jeanius came back as a Phoenix 9th like, "Yo Jean, I got some heaters" Well, I got some lines that turn grown men Back into the fetus position with they penis pissing Didn't mean to be the meanest spitting It just happened, you know? Like getting drunk and then you slip and you're cheating (oh!) It's been a crazy year -- brought back the doorknockers Baby hair, one sleeve up like Slim Shady's gear I'm writing with Afeni's baby work ethic Plus I'm Aileen Wuornos... minus the murder record Plus I'm highly unconcerned -- you can find me, mouth turned Like the smiley up on AOL (you're a fucking nerd!) Fuck it -- so? You fucks with it, though The structureless flow The seemingly haphazard, really exact patterns So Jean is Jean Travers, y'all is just jackasses By and large, the fact of the matter that I'm in charge, that rapper That's accurate, spectacular, fantastic Scrumtrulescent, uncontested funky, bitch [Hook] You all steppin' cause this is the fucking jam People turning the beat up, my people clap their hands My niggas keep truckin', my ladies throw up your hands Dance to the record, just dance to the record girl You all steppin' cause this is the fucking jam People turning the beat up, my people clap their hands My niggas keep truckin', my ladies throw up your hands Dance to the record boy, dance to the record boy [Verse 2] I need a private insane asylum to grant asylum to me It could get violent quickly if you don't believe me, God forgive me An honorary anonymous superstar Followed by the very time I salute where the stupid fall A low road, but no going back Not when you've got a fucking logo in the promo rack Signing records, taking pictures -- you can no-no that Gotta finish, gotta win; as God as my witness, I'm in... And y'all'll have to jump me out of this bitch I'm talking Eastsiders, Westsiders, Blood-ers, and Crips All them Decepts, at least three sets and grips And I'll reset -- until then, it's recess, bitch So c'mon [Hook]