WhatADick freestyle

[Intro] Yeah. Who is this character? [Verse 1] I rap straight mental slurs Skate Mental shirt With a little bit of blood cause I ate shit the worst My day was great I got a taste of hot mace from this old bitch who thought I tried to shake with her purse I skipped school to skate, don't think I need to be teaching Eight hours of hell plus detention cause I'm sleeping Mr. Rent a Cop meet senior cinder block If I can't skate here then I'mma fucking end this spot Sick as fuck, saneless Metal bat, stainless So when I bash in your fucking mask ain't no brain shit Dope as a rock, crack cock kiss this Jazz kills every crap rap fag dip stick Take a hatchet into your hat rack bitch Get scalped for that wack ass trash you was dishing I'm fishing, for a fine ass and a fat lip Get sucked service and dip, leave a bad tip Dick mad stiff, she a stick masser Niggas like plastic, fake ass fragile Jurassic When I rap this, crack classic, eargasmic Don't bite, you might gag bitch I'm talking shit? Fuck it I'm the shit Probably drop a pile of shit inside your mom's Impala Rap karate, yo I body every snare and kick Watch me like I'm Arabic Dropping bombs, terrorist I tear or rip a hole in them Flow syphilus Dope, sniff it up Rotisserie, roast niggas, post history I sweep chicks, sweet chicks Papa John's, she on Papa's john Props to my cock cause everybody's hopping on Posers, stop, octagon Knock it off if you rock it wrong Rocking like this table that I'm knocking on Kicking my rhymes that I studied all nighter This lunchtime crowd going wild while I cypher Slice a nigga in half with this mad lyric spitting ablibbing Gets you slapped in the fucking lip Admit I fucking running shit like the Olympics You feel offended? Fuck you! We them niggas that bring that fucking horrendous The sweeter the berry, she black as fuck so her juice is cane Get bitches drugged up Take a couple, ease your pain Now she Aretha Sing to me, I please her until we beat the sheets up I spring a leak, leave a stain Mad flows, hoes say I'm an asshole Because I pack my bag right after I bag hoes Bash bros with brass knuckles I rock a mask stocking A fucking bandit Pocket abducted cash Cockasaurus without the roaring She's got to chop the forest if I'mma be a tourist Rhymes I slice and dice Your mom I'll entice cause I'm mad live and cool as fuck Mickey Mouse on ice right? I've been fucking up shit since Fisher Price Pistol whipping mice with my NERF pistol pitch the knife Living trife like Roll the dice Stole his ice Dolamite Hard as fuck Choking cold coke when I hold the mic Hella mellow steez slushey Cerebellum freeze Ass jello, jelly fellow tell her I said hello, please [Outro] Hahaha...yeah Onion booty All City motherfuckin Champs