Lewd Life

[Verse 1] Eyes open, on my homie's couch How the fuck I end up in here? But I smell bacon Find the kitchen, pull up a chair yo "Goodmorning Miss." Night robe, she saw me stare Ate the plate clean Took my morning piss and prepared for the day This nigga still sleeping I upturned the speakers Nothing, not even peeking So I grabbed my bag, my board Shook out the front door Tricycle on the porch, I ain't see it (fuck) Stretched out on the lawn I felt the iPhone ring Pulled it out my pocket with a cracked screen Maxine I couldn't slide to answer, now I'm pissed My bad luck's already started, how is this? But fuck it I proceed to the corner where the bus is I dug in, whip out my wallet like I was rich But one dollar short of a one-fifty fare The driver like "how you gon ride with 50 cents?" Uhh...the bus pulled off quick, I wasn't on it though Pushed like a mile Pretty soon I heard a horn approach It started low, got loud right next to me Hanging out the window was my only bro I ran to the car, jumped in Face scrunched in cause I'm smelling hella funk from the glove box He nodded twice, nahh thrice Said, "It's only right." Now I'm the highest thing in sight, give a dove props The griddiest, in sin city lascivious living So when these chicks get next to us I lock eyes But telling her to follow us was not wise Cause my brothers like, "I'mma drop you off son, I got ties." *Sigh* Gonna be a long sketchy ass day son And right now I tripping out at the gas station [Hook] Day in the life of me If only you can live a day in life as me You might see why I am how I am Young nigga don't give a fuck It's cause I'm stuck in this crazy ass life of me Day in the life of me If only you can live a day in life as me You might see why I do shit I do Young nigga don't give a fuck It's cause I'm stuck in this crazy ass life of me [Verse 2] Halfway home looking forward to a shower Been thinking all day bout what food to devour Plus I'mma hit up Ben, make some beats for that Filthy tape 2012 ends once I let the world get a taste Finally made it home Knock knock, give a minutes wait Awwwww shiiitt [Outro] *Friday excerpt*