Survival Test

[Verse 1: J Dilla] Yeah... It's too real... How y'all feel out there? Let me know if it's real out there Cuz it is out here; it's a game of survival Niggas is trying to live out here Round here, I watch cats hit the floor and they [?man tryna kill?] out here But it's too many powers around My real niggas getting killed out here It's ill out here [?] tell you what it is out here: a whole lot of pimps, some live bitches out here They liable to set you up, man, everybody thugging out here Narcos even drug dealing out here Can't club, [? slugs peeling out there?] You out here, mob with us Get dollars is what we about here Gotta handle your biz out there, it's too real out here Yeah [Hook: Sampled voices over Hemant Kumar sample (man dole mera tan dole)] Real.. it's just that for real It's a hustler's test Really though This is dedicated to all the fake suckas at home, watching the videos then going outside and trying to portray stuff, you know what I'm saying? [Verse 2: J Dilla] Some wannabes out here, but they outta there Time for Dilla and Madlib out here There's a whole lotta filth out there Y'all can't be for real out there Fake gangstas better chill out there Y'all know the deal out here It's real out here, meals out there Niggas got bills out here Everybody tryna live out here Everybdoy hustling out here And you don't want your biz out there; hoes be on some bullshit out here You don't wanna be without here Niggas ain't giving a fuck, they will pull it out here A bitch nigga won't kill shit, but a dumb nigga will out here How a lotta blood get spilled out here It's fucked up but it's real out here Is that how it is out there? Shit don't make sense out here Yeah [Hook] [Verse 3: J Dilla] Going out to my [?] Better watch your back cuz it's real out here When you cake and it bring the hate you better bring the thing and It's real out here Detroit niggas getting real out here LA niggas getting real out here Worldwide let's get live at the same time and survive because it's real out here (Nigga, you know the streets is watching... yo... big money nigga Yo, niggas don't play, holla! Yo, you better get your shine on nigga before its over, yo, we here now nigga, yo...) [Skit] Man: The Pattersons are coming over and we only have about enough grass left to roll one joint Woman: Oh that's OK Ted, I'll just mix it up real good with this! Man: Hey what are you doing?! Woman: I'm making marijuana helper! Man: Marijuana Helper? Woman: That's right, with Pilsberger's new Marijuana Helper, there'll be enough of this columbian to go around for everybody, and look! Marijuana Helper makes our dope look as rich and potent as the best red bud Man: Marijuana Helper! Woman: Now you can get as much as three ounces from every ounce you buy. Thanks to Pilsberger's Marijuana Helper! Man: Honey, you're a genius! Woman: There, now put that in your pipe and smoke it (both laughing) Man: Pilsberger's new Marijuana Helper - from the makers of angel dust cake. Pilsberger! It really works!