Illest Motherfucker Alive

[Produced by Kanye West] [Three minutes of silence] [Intro: Kanye West] 1985 white Lamborghini Countach, two of 'em [Chorus: Kanye West] I need a slow motion video right now 'Cause I'm movin' in slow motion, slow motion Feelin' like Hype Williams shootin' a nigga Shootin' a nigga, hey, hey, hey I need a slow motion video right now, ay, ay [Verse 1: Kanye West] Damn, baby, pussy can't be your only hustle Unless you bad as Naomi Russell I mean a lot of niggas got money So basically, Russell ain't the only Russell Russell Brand, Russell Crowe Zero, zero, zero, zero, a whole lot of Os What you after, actor money? You in line behind currency, yeah, you after money Bulletproof condom when I'm in these hoes Got staples on my dick, why? Fuckin' centerfolds And I swear to God they so cold Got a nigga in Miami wearing winter clothes I got my fur on, feelin' like Jerome She got her fur too, we get our his and her on Don't look at the jewelry, or get your blur on Too close, you comatose, so dope, you overdose Get back, you overclose, oh no The hood was strugglin' but then I blessed them with that Polo Niggas was making music and then my first solo Collo Drolo, sponsored by Manolo She got Zeppi Notos ready for some photos Yeah and I'm cold, bitch, please try to keep the door closed Lanvin thousand-dollar tee with no logos Let me show you what I see when my eyes closed [Bridge: Jay Z & Kanye West] Take it how you want til a nigga dead 'Til then, I'm the illest motherfucker alive Yeah, yeah, uh-huh Whole world aiming at a nigga head Because I'm the illest motherfucker alive Yeah, yeah, uh-huh, hola [Verse 2: Jay Z] King Hov, I'm exactly what the fuck you think Eleven in a row, Bill Russell rings Michael Jordan swag, y'all think Michael Jordan bad Nigga, I got five more rings than Michael Jordan had Elvis has left the building, now I'm on the Beatles ass Niggas hear Watch the Throne, yeah, it's like the Beatles back Bey-Bey my Yoko Ono, Rih-Rih complete the family Imagine how that's gon' look front row at the Grammys Fuck your awards like Eddie Murphy's couch The Roc is in the building, we should have stayed in the house I don't even know what we doing here Seems to me a complete waste of gear Just a fuckin' waste of time, a complete waste of bottles Niggas' fashion is weak, they be wastin' all the models Got the oversized Rollie, let me show thee how to do it When I say it then you see it, it ain't only in the music Basquiats, Warhols, serving as my muses My house like a museum so I see 'em when I'm peeing Usually you have this much taste, you European That's the end of that way of thinking, nigga, never again Know when to leave when the heat is coming, I learnt that This is where DeNiro would be if he ain't turn back Fuck Sosa, this Hova, this is real life This is what the ending of Scarface should feel like [Chorus: Kanye West & Kid Cudi] I need a slow motion video right now 'Cause I'm movin' in slow motion, slow motion (I'm moving in slow motion, slow motion) Feelin' like Hype Williams shootin' a nigga (I'm moving in slow motion, slow motion) Shootin' a nigga, hey, hey, hey (I'm moving in slow motion, slow motion) I need a slow motion video right now (I'm moving in slow motion, slow motion) Ay, ay (I'm moving in slow motion, slow motion)