The Interview

[Interviewer] Ok, who's next on? Let's see here Jay Swolo, Swolo, Jay Swolo Oh hey that's, that's terrible but um Maybe you might not be, maybe you might not be Let's, let's um, let's see a lil about yourself Let's see a lil about how yourself You dig, you dig [?], you dig? Just tell [?] where you're from Um, what you like, not that we really care or anything Just, you know, it's for the show, it's for the viewer [Jay] Uh, well I'm, I'm from Savannah, Georgia Uh, I like to uh, I I eat pudding and pop-tarts together Like I take my pop-tarts and I put them in the pudding And I dip it and then I swirl it and, you know, ok Um, I rap, kind of, sometimes And that's about it [Interviewer] Oh, you wrap? You wrap... Do you wrap...burritos? Do you work at [?] You wrap? You wanna be a little more clear about what you do? [Jay] I uh, I write lyrics, I find beats I put lyrics on beats and I say them out loud It's like clicked spoken word You know what spoken word is? [Interviewer] Of course I know what spoken word is What do I look like? A jibwibber [Jay] I don't know what a jibwibber is [Interviewer] You look like a jibwibber [Jay] Whatever. Can I...can I rap? Can I rap please? [Backstage Person] Yeah, dawg, go ahead and freestyle for us, dawg [Jay] Uh, freestyle... [Interviewer] Yes, he said freestyle, whatever that means Not that you have style though, you see what you're wearing? [Jay] Ok, um, whatever, here we go I don't need a beat, it's acapella acopoco On a pogo and you know tho I'ma slap a couple hoes bro And then I'ma come back like it's no go I'm at a stop light eating french flies I be in a plane like I'm so fly I be coming down slicing tomatoes And you ain't nothing but a hate-o Like a bag of lays you niggas looking gays When you walking by you be like "Heys!" And I be like hays with horses and haystacks with dorses I need some endorsements And they don't see me when I'm coming Cuz I'm coming through like a motherfucking hot fireball And I be coming down like a fireball, Fantastic Four Hope you all get fired That's fired all - [Backstage Person] Stop (x5) [Jay] Yeah, what's [Backstage Person] That's horrible dawg [Jay] Horrible? [Backstage Person] Horrible [Jay] Horrible? [Backstage Person] Stop [Jay] Stop. Go. Go?