Absolutely Zero

[Verse 1] You, you were a friend You were a friend of mine, I let you spend the night You see how it was my fault Of course it was mine [Verse 2] I'm too hard at work Have you ever heard of anything so absurd Ever in your life I'm sorry for wasting your time [Chorus] Who am I to say that this situation isn't great? Well it's my job to make the most of it How could I ever know that it would happen to me? Not that easy [Verse 3] Hey what's that you say? You're not blaming me for anything, well that's great But I don't break that easy Does it fade away? [Verse 4] So that's why I'm apologizing now For telling you I thought that we could make it I just don't get enough to believe that We've both changed [Chorus] [Verse 5] When all along the fault's been up for grabs Why can't you have it well it's for sale go make your offer I will sell it for no less than what I bought it for Pay no more than absolutely zero [Verse 6] Well neither one of us deserves the blame Because opportunities moved us away And it's not an easy thing to learn to play A game that's made for two that's you and me The rules remain a mystery See it's hardly easy [Chorus] [Verse 7] When all along the fault is up for grabs and there you have it Well it's for sale, go make your offer I will sell it for no less than what I bought it for Pay no more than absolutely zero, Lord, Lord