Eastside Story

[Verse 1] I'm done giving a fuck, I'm not carin' 2Pac, reserve me a new spot in Heaven! Nah, I'm not well Lucifer, reserve me a cool spot in Hell! I'm too hot to fail Too pretty for jail I pity the fool that's fucking with dude's mail Incredible Hulk, you dudes are too frail I puff two ales, get drunk from brew ill Yeah, something's wrong with his cranium I kidnapped a Martian, traded brains with an alien You better watch what you say to him He's on punishment nigga, do not play with him Mac needle, I'm that evil, I'm that lethal Rob you for your chains and rings, I'm like Sméagol R2D2, Cadillacs, and Regal Cocaine, Valium, mushrooms, and needles, nigga [Hook]x2 If you take a look in my eyes You'll see I'll be an asshole 'til I die Them shots of Hangar 1 got me so alive Jarren tell 'em where you from, nigga eastside [Verse 2] I'll break inside your house Kick my feet on your couch Punch your bitch in the mouth Eat your food and bounce A junkyard dog, a mack with a chainsaw Have it your way, I'm gnawing your brains off These rap A&Rs, they faggots, they all soft 2010 version of Adolf... Hitler, these niggas want beef and steak sauce I crush bones and snap necks and break jaws These old ass jerks say "J, you need a hit!" But the new kids love it, you're gay, go suck dick I feel like a monster's trapped in my soul I keep feeding him rappers and hope he'll go home Shoo guy! Come back here, like, next year I party like a white boy: pot and Pabst beer You motherfuckers panic, you're right, it's my year I'm finna check pussies, give niggas a pap smear, you bitch [Hook]