The Crocodile Song

There was a lady name of Annie May She fell in love at the zoo one day That crocodile with the big white smile Stole her very heart away The courtship was brief but quite intense Once he got under the barbed wire fence On the honeymoon night, she turned on the light And said ‽Darling, meaning no offense” ‽Good God Almighty, those teeth are huge ‽No way I'll do the hokey poky with you” So they went to the dentist, who pulled all but two Ain't it amazing what love can do Ain't it amazing what love can do They had a son and named him Rocky, of course He fell for a gal on the police force She was impressed with his bullet proof vest So they let the romance run its course They rented a room at the hotel Ritz They sat on the edge of the bed and kissed She took off her blues, he took off his shoes It was then she almost called it quits She said ‽Good God Almighty, those nails are huge ‽No hanky panky or it's jail for you” Do he pulled them all out Just as fast as he could chew Ain't it amazing what love can do Ain't it amazing what love can do I swear every word of my tale is true You better be careful, it could happen to you Nobody knows where true love grows â€~Til they stand in someone else's shoes Good God Almighty, it's a funny old world Boys will be boys and girls'll be girls The whole darn thing is just one big zoo And it's amazing what love can do It's amazing what love can do It's amazing what love can do