Words of my Dad

[Intro] They say, uh, heart imitates life And sometimes life imitates heart [Verse 1] Well, she was 6 foot three She could bench-press me Had a voice like a young Charley Pride As she walked up to you Said, "Honey, how do you do? I know you ain't here with this guy" [Chorus] Cause there's a bulldyke hittin' on my girlfriend Now, I was 'bout to get rowdy and mad I just kept hearing the words of my dad "Son, don't ever hit a man on the rack" [Verse 2] Well, she gave you a wink She bought you a drink Wrote her phone number down on your hand She was well on her way She just hit second base And I'd 'bout damn had all I could stand [Chorus] [Bridge] She was flexing her muscles and flicking her bangs She was lonesome, on'ry and mean [Outro] Hey, theres a bulldyke hitting on my girlfriend I was 'bout to get rowdy and mad But I just kept on hearing the words of my dad, dear old dad Said, "don't ever hit a man on the rack" (Talking) That smoke just filled up in here We better get out of here this fuckin' place is on fire