Go Home Monday

Why, does every single guy Pretend to be your friend When they've all got their secret motives? You, don't seem to have a clue I'm betting your IQ It's barely peaking over zero I've been sleeping in the bathroom Wondering how I'm going to get with you Every day's been a groundhog day That never turns out my way Tell me what the hell I'm going to do With your so called friends that never let me through? Every day's been a groundhog day They know I go home Monday When we went out last night Just the ten of us It got so complicated You're surrounded By a wall of dudes I couldn't penetrate I sat with your dad getting wasted I've been sleeping in the bathroom Wondering how I'm going to get with you Every day's been a groundhog day That never turns out my way Tell me what the hell I'm going to do With your so called friends that never let me through? Every day's been a groundhog day They know I go home Monday And I've only got til' Monday And they know I go home Monday I don't want to go home Monday You don't need Sherlock Holmes To figure out why gnome Won't let us be alone I know that he can't wait til' Monday, but It isn't over yet He's still a nervous wreck He knows that I'll be back here one day I'll come back here one day I've been sleeping in the bathroom Wondering how I'm going to get with you Every day's been a groundhog day That never turns out my way Tell me what the hell I'm going to do With your so called friends that never let me through? Every day's been a groundhog day They know I go home Monday I don't want to go home Monday I've had enough of go home Monday Go home Monday They know I go home Monday