Eulogy

[Verse 1] Excuse me for intruding in your piece of hell I want to be at the table when the swollen world eats itself Grinning as it's licking the grease from its starving continents Carving the word 'par' in my heart as I pass the condiments Shred the documents I slept gripping an iron bar Sent my mind touring the dark side in a hire car The lit neon sign just read 'live a liar die a star' So I arrived with my severed tongue in a giant jar A barfly with a vile scar orders his seventh round The clandestine kids on the corner were selling brown And I was sporting organs that morphed into gormless orphans I taught to ignore the laws of this boring decrepit town They had the smack soup with them fat crack croutons, damn I almost puked into my Lapsang Souchong, fam Watching addiction rip the stitches out of introverts Is akin to clocking pigs in this city picking a kid to search It's butters I skipped desert and ripped the skies asunder Enveloped every atom left my skin beside the puncture The drowning kitten orchestra begin their final number To a riotous applause from the kids inside the bunker And everyday they grew less beautiful I'd kill 'em but I couldn't find a suplex suitable A mass of black suits swarm a moonswept funeral The eulogy was whispered by myself as usual [Hook] Here lies your every mortal enemy Beaten to a pulp and packaged neatly in the cemetery Regrettably, you are now contractually obliged to sell your tongue For twenty pence And shovel maggots in your eyes Now shake my fucking hand (x3) [Verse 2] Looks like I blew the whole shit up again Come we reverse time Drill a ditch and fill it with drug oil and desert wine And we can take turns powersliding into the night Riding a shrunken block of ice And return surfing the world blind Fine, let my face stew in the revelry Boil amidst the madness and straight ruin the recipe The breakthrough of the century How can you explain yourself with a brain trained to melt On command mewing incessantly? And when the whole world ate itself I stayed to hear the famous belch ringing round the dining hall As unborn babies fashioned ice picks from ribs And glued their hands to them with spit To stop them slipping down vaginal walls Bow to the head of the prang foetus club Still in the womb with his head in his hands creasing up Sneaking up, crawling out the gash and handing each of us a Pamphlet on why living isn't sweet enough Sour vibes Lather up and step out drunk I've seen it all before and never tore my flesh out once Your meal's been marinating in the sewer tied in tourniquets So never blame the waiters for your deadout munch Fussy diner turned untouchable pile of mess Compressed to a small spherical ball stuck to a wiry neck The smile suggests it was added purely for the asinine effect of Tricking its recipients Shit, give your eyes a rest [Hook] Here lies your every mortal enemy Beaten to a pulp and packaged neatly in the cemetery Regrettably, you are now contractually obliged to sell your tongue For twenty pence And shovel maggots in your eyes Pick them up start shovelling (x3)