Gonzo Bling

(I want you to take the Frankenstein shit, the deer shit, the Green Monster, the bling, and the bling-bling, and I want you to roll it all into one joint. "No one's ever been brave enough to try that." One man is. Roll it.) [Alex from Grandma's Boy] [LoDeck] Jak. Sprinkle a little bit of vodka on top too. Light it up. Hahaha, I've done it. Heavy right, bet you a hundred Step into this, what you call business Convict kindergarten And frequent mic visits daring me to handle this Holy scam like evangelist Converting 42 virgins Such a terrorist, please no cameras I wrote this misquoted paragraph when telegrams were still buzzing Getting head in Belvedere, my cock playing stunt husband I held it in til I thought Evelyn Lim Add another sin The phantom chime's anonymous organ notes I shine like J.P. Morgan's volts Amongst the dull and comatose Still kicking, blowing powder off wigs I blow minds like Lincoln Free thinking, free range chicken breast licking Shit's complex like repressed strippers I splash the money shot and write advice for the little tippers Transform the g-spot under a sycamore Do you remember Fuck a thrift shop, I'll spend my 20 at a liquor store Then wake up groggy in a new Bugatti Tapping on a politician's whore Dude I'm so Illuminati Lifting the curtain to a devil's orgy I'm sure Picasso saw the exact same Knee deep in slime, can you make out my name Bitches make out at this party rocking Beliebers to the door of death Your battery's spent, go next I pass like Ervin Fuck your head up worse than Jordan in a Laker jersey I'm rarely heard like secret service thru the walkie-talkie When it all hits, intense bliss Asking who the fuck is this During your very first kiss, inventiveness