Valentine's Day Is A Lie

Hey Girl I wrote you a new song About, Valentine's Day And how it's one fat lie If you Google St. Valentines History You're gonna find out he's A bit of a mystery There's debate among the who, when Where, and why, the church says There's three St. Valentines The stories all vary, but they all agree He was beaten and killed pretty terribly Stories galore of his courageous acts Though none of them were based on historical facts! [Chorus] So it's Valentine's Day and you're single And you've got nobody with which you can mingle (There there), dry your eyes, no tears, don't cry Don't you know Valentine's Day is one fat lie? Nobody really knows who St. Valentines was So they gave him lots of stories, just because Dry your eyes, no tears, don't cry Now you know Valentine's Day is one fat lie [Chorus END] We spend $20 billion dollars a year On roses and heart shaped souvenirs Sentimental ads try to tug at our heartstrings "Show her you love her with a 40,000 dollar ring" So it goes, we'll drive to Walmart Buy a rose, and a card from Hallmark Surprise your girl "Oh honey you're so sweet!" But is it really that sweet when there's a deadline to meet? [Chorus] So it's Valentine's Day and you're single And you've got nobody with which you can mingle (There there), dry your eyes, no tears, don't cry Don't you know Valentine's Day is one fat lie? Our economy depends on it every year It's really less about love, more related to fear So dry your eyes, no tears, don't cry Now you know Valentine's Day is one fat lie [Chorus END] I'm not trying to hate on couples on this holiday Love can be so beautiful in oh so many ways Why you gotta have to wait To take your mate out on a specific date When you got 365 days a year? [Chorus X2] So it's Valentine's Day and you're single And you've got nobody with which you can mingle (There there), dry your eyes, no tears, don't cry Don't you know Valentine's Day is one fat lie? So it's Valentine's Day and you're single And you've got nobody with which you can mingle (There there), dry your eyes, no tears, don't cry Now you know Valentine's Day is one fat li- IT'S OVER