DayZ Hero vs Bandit Rapbattle

[Hero] Oh god damn I'm up against a bandit You guys are more annoying Than rubber banding Always kill with no regard For the state of the game [Bandit] You're only saying that Because you fail at aiming Call yourself a hero? That's a stupid name For a dude that dropped out Of the shooting range It'd be boring to conform To a running sim So come on Motherfucker Let this war begin! [Hero] It's not about kills So when you're next dead Go back to CoD Like an ex-veg Pescetarian! [Bandit] Shooting zombies all day Is so dull That I may sleep It's like I'm playing DayZ And you're playing Day ZZZZZZZZZ [Hero] Uh...what are you doing? [Bandit] Ha! I'm just trolling hard Yeh you get me? To emphasise your playstyle Gives me narcolepsy [Hero] Anyone can be a bandit It's easy to tackle Pass the tin of tuna Cus that shit is fish in a barrel! Now let me diss your apparal It's just some freaking old camo Badly damaged man And stinking like the Spit of a camel You're a generic terrorist So go and Jihad Kablamo! I'm a hero my manno [Bandit] Nope! You're a hipster mate And with that checkered shirt I see why your haters hate Looking like a fucking Second rate Nathan Drake! On Balota airstrip They call me hardcore Cus I'm the cause of half the deaths In Stary Sobor And everyone knows That I post the most mortem Kill count higher Than all the Four Horsemen I take more life than Foreign warlord! [Hero] Well I've saved more lifes Than Norman Borlaug [Bandit] Whoever told you lives saved Matters need a lesson Supports don't pay as well.. Don't you play League of Legends? [Hero] You just shoot on sight Because you don't have any Patience [Bandit] Well I can wait for days Until I snipe you in the face [Hero] You camping no-skill N00B! [Bandit] Well you haven't even shot me The only thing you could hit Is a paraplegic zombie! And even if I took a shot From your gun mag I'd be fine cause you'd Come and save me With a blood bag [Hero] All you dudes shoot is Fresh spawn noobs That's impressive as putting on Velcro shoes! What's the point? Your life expectancy is so low Just go jump off a light house I hear there's one by Komarovo Think you'll get my gear? You're incorrect yo Cus I'm the god damn Fastest quick draw In Elektro! This battle is mine man! I'm blatantly right! My play style requires That I'm great on the mic! So you try to reply to that diss While I go prone.. Or have you still not figured out How to use a microphone? [Bandit] Whatever Hero I don't need vocals I'm not afraid to take shots You're teetotal You're out there begging For someone to bandage ya I'm chilling on a hill With more loot Than a lannister! [Hero] I make to most of the game I play it intricately [Bandit] You're just jealous That you have less Pipsi than me Jogging and eating Ooh exciting combination To you sound like fun To me sound like constipation! [Hero] Giving blood bags [Bandit] Nah giving Tea bags Shoot and loot dude [Hero] Help and heal man I'm bout that teamplay [Bandit] I prefer Solo [Hero] I'm thinking long term [Bandit] Whatever YOLO! [Hero] This games about tension Survial and drama You're so unsociable So just go back to ARMA Fucking work together That's the right way to play You're doing it wrong! What, did you taze your brain? You amoral bastard Learn to play the game! [Bandit] Ah you arrogant ass There's no correct way to play What gives you the right to say there is? [Hero] A Hero's hard work A bandit is a Piece of piss Mine's the difficult sort That you couldn't manage You need that quicker reward Me, I like a challenge A deeper sense of gratification You're not creative [Bandit] Ha! You really think that? Let's see how I'd play this.. I'll come up and ask for a bandage Then while you're in your inventory Attack ... with a bat ... like i planned it! I'll shoot you in the leg Then use and Epinephrine To bring you back from the dead And then shoot you again! Break your legs Here's the Morphine Do you want it? Then I force feed you Rotten kiwi Till you vomit! Handcuff and leave you At the gas station Then shoot the pump And walk away While the flames blazing Now which motherfucking One of us is creative? You gonna combat log now? Or face your fate here? Well this battle's gone on Long enough And it's been fun But let's finish this in game In three Two... One...