Sixteen Saltines

[Verse 1] She's got stickers on her locker And the boy's number's there in magic marker I'm hungry and the hunger will linger I eat sixteen saltine crackers then I lick my fingers Well every morning I deliver the news Black hat white shoes and I'm red allover She's got a pink mailbox, that she puts up front Garbage in garbage out, she's getting what she wants [Hook] Who's jealous who's jealous who's jealous who's jealous of who? If I get busy then I couldn't care less what you do But when I'm by myself I think of nothing else Than if a boy just might be getting through and touching you [Verse 2] Spike heels make a hole in a lifeboat Drifting away when i’m talking and laughing as we float I hear her whistle, that's how I know she's home Lipstick, eyelash, broke mirror, broken home Force fed, forces meds 'till I drop dead You can’t defeat her, when you meet her you’ll be what I said But the lord's joke is a boat in a sea of sadness Bustin' those jokes as I float in a sea of sadness She doesn't know but when she's gone I sit and drink her perfume I'm sure she's drinkin' too, but why, where and what and for who? And I'm solo rowing. I'm one side off the boat Looking out, throwing up, a lifesaver down my throat [Hook] Who's jealous who's jealous who's jealous who's jealous of who? (x3)