I'm Dumb

[Intro] Uh...uh... I don't like you But I love you [Verse 1] I'm dumb enough to fan a raging fire And eat a bologna sandwich with the mayonnaise expired I'm in the special class with my hand raisin' higher Nobody listens to me cause my fan base retired Tired of being sober, where's my pancake supplier? I never drive cause I live in a land made of tires I'll never forgive the man who said I was banned for breaking lighters Can't let that crap go cause my hands made of diapers I'm not like you, I learned how to rhyme in a chat room I used to stand butt-naked in my bedroom And perform for thousands of people who wasn't really there The difference between me and you was before your invisible performance You actually found something to wear I'm dumb enough to drive a go-kart in a HOV lane And look at the cop that pulled me over like "Why you got to hate on me, man?" If I wasn't in these handcuffs I'd break your keychain What's your badge number? Write down 5-4-8-0-3, babe [Hook] I'm dumb, I'm dumb (are you serious?) I'm dumb (Oh my God) I'm dumb, I'm dumb (Can't stop eating crayons!) I'm dumb Hi mom, hi dad [Bridge] [Hey, Mrs. Montgomery, we're sorry to report this to you But your son, he's just not getting along with the other students We're gonna have to put him in another class Jordan, honey, (yes ma) Just listen, you're not stupid, you're just different Nuh, uh mommy, I'm deflicted] [Verse 2] I showed up at a famous gangsta rapper's mansion And said I was the maintenance man Went to his bedroom closest and put a couple of poisonous snakes in his pants Gotta rake in my hand, started hittin' him with it, makin' him dance Then I made him say a thousand times in a row, "I'm Drake's biggest fan" I'm dumb enough to walk in Iraq with a Bible, like I don't want no drama Throw a couple of ice cubes at the Devil while yelling, "Yo mama!" I'm dumb enough to believe in Jesus In a bleaker season when I haven't eaten nothing but a Reese's Pieces and a piece of cheese In three freaking weekends and my knees are freezing I'm dumb enough to believe that Jesus died and rose for my sins I'm dumb enough to read a Bible quote to my friends I'm dumb enough to squeeze a pint of lotion And then rub it on my face while I'm recording and forget to rhyme I'm dumb enough to love a guy who died Two thousand some odd years ago and flew off in the sky I'm dumb enough to think this world is coming to an end I believe He's coming back again [Hook]