Yo Momma So Black

Yo momma so black If anybody try to play the dozens like that They need to be smacked Even if its last joke in the laugh factory hit The world actually send that shit back Yo momma so black If anybody try to insult her like that, they lose No matter how funny guess what you big dummy Thoughts are things, your subconscious gets abused Yo momma so black Like the soil of the most fertile crescent Reflecting the essence Yo momma so black She attract attention, soon as she grace the room with her presence Yo momma so black Its a blessing on a blessing A reward or a penalty The stress'll be stressing Yo momma so black My suggestion: is do not test unless you want that lesson Yo momma so black She might smack the shit out of you for putting yourself in harms way Just so you associate the action with pain And know better than to try that dumb shit again Yo momma so black She get a double whammy as a woman in a white man's world Yo momma so black It should make you think twice before you disrespect your girl Yo momma so black It don’t crack and your man so glad to have a woman like that Yo momma so black That song you love that say bitches ain’t shit: It’s kinda wack Yo momma so black While brothers passing self hate White guys saying “hey girl” Might as well swoop in Since so many black men Fantasise about a blonde being their girl Some’ll fetishise, some objectify Some’ll find true love Some’ll really try But you momma so black She just want you to see the value In a round the way girls eye Yo momma so black So blue, so brown, so red, so yellow That hue, so dark, so light, so middle, so fair So deep, so fine, so what? Who care cos’... Yo momma so black Is black, is black, is black, is black, is beautiful Objection speak now or hold your peace but it’s pitiful And so critical Yo momma so black She pivotal Backbone to a resident nation American, British, French, Greek, Filipino, Dominican, Haitian Brazilian, Korean, Mexican, Egyptian, Canadian Pick one random Black man, black woman mother and father of civilisation Goddam what a tandem Yo momma so black No matter what your father is, somebody thinks you’re a nigger Yo momma so black They attack how full her lips are, but they want theirs bigger Yo momma so black With the coconut, the olive oil on I can see a gutter rainbow Every colour in the spectrum glistening You think it’s an insult? You’re not listening Yo momma so black No matter what your father do for you, she want more for you He could try to debate, curve or swerve it Whether he got it or not, you deserve it Yo momma so black it’s unnerving To the powers that be: too resilient Despite all the pressure on the coal She make sure your diamond still shine too Brilliant Yo momma so black When she heard about Trayvon Martin she called to check on you Yo momma so black Before she put you into this world She might have tried to warn you Yo momma so black She might be proud of it or she might not She might be a victim or buck the system But she still raised you to shoot your shot Yo momma so black Brown, yellow, Latina, Indian, Asian Its the reason your momma so fine She remind me of mine So I call y’all brothers and sisters