The Fun Razor

[Intro] One, two Yeah, yeah Check, check Check it out [Verse 1] This is it "What? Who? When? Why? Where? How?" I don’t see Luchini falling from the sky right now Guess we better get up off it Skip a try right now Just do it, strap on some checks and swoosh through it You wanna be next well then step if that shoe fit Ain't no time or place to waste is you stupid? You either get brand new or get used to it Protect your neck or connect a noose to it I’m telling you ain't no use asking Might as well face it no need for masking The play’s the thing All the worlds a stage, so why bother actin' as if it can’t happen Cause ain't shit changed since that first refrain Everybody’s still rappin' But can’t nobody flow And even if they Nicer than you, be like "so?" The scarier the merrier man, so lets go! [Hook x2] Break out the fun razor Cut through all the bullshit Pull it out of your pocket Put it in the air [Verse 2] I’m Indie indeed like Indiana Jones in The Andes mixing India Aire with Bob Marley All’s irie Feeling good, feeling great Opposite of irate dude, gnarly Pic beats to ride like Harley Fat like the late Chris Farley Grows with hip hop like Hops goes with wheat and barley Sicker than beer before liquor or should I say Bacardi To be specific, I’m too proud to beg, but Too broke for bed I bend but don’t break I do break for stops but don’t stop for long I long for more props quietly head strong Honestly not so much for ego and gas But gas does make the car go My precious cargo need me to set sail and blaze trails but Quicker than some escargot, so yeah [Hook] [Pre-verse] “Cmon Baby Dance, dance dance.” [Verse 3] Break out the fun razor Cut through the bullshit But to be frank I might need a laser Could use a hammer to hammer them down Instead we use grammar and pass that around Because we aspire just to catch fire So we perspire, through our attire Until we retire no time to be tired To say straits are dire don’t make you no liar Perhaps a pariah but what you gon do? You gots to be you like I gots to be real I roll out the tire to kick and swing through So lets make a deal If you feel like I feel... [Hook]