Reality T.V.

Yo I'm having trouble at the crib I'm going at it with my baby mother where I live While the soldiers bleed, the economy recede And all she want to watch is reality TV Well for us real life is Strange Love Some behaviour, I couldn't figure the flavour Dropped out of Charm School when she fell in love with New York And love money That's what I'm not made of I bought a membership to the Celebrity Fit Club To see if I could stand a real chance with this love It don't make sense, the way she try to turn me G through to Gent Don't need tough love don't get it mixed up I was one of them Wildboyz, Shootin for Sizemore She was a little live jawn watching The Osbournes The Best Week Ever had her goin for broke like Eddie Griffin Or Danny Bonaduce, but no he never listened When I drop a Super Sweet 16 Daydreamin of becoming Miss Rap Supreme Or maybe Making a Band but bring your guns out Sing your lungs out Move out like Daddy's Girls out of Run's House But that's against all odds Pick apart this mic, come try to Pimp Your Ride Real as Real Housewives of Atlanta Yeah it's real outside And it's like an episode of College Hill outside Whether it be for the love of the payday Or for the love of trying to have a baby for Ray J The most modest model on Project Runway She wanna be Kimora livin Life in the Fab Lane And change her last name, and sine Gotti's Way was passing She watched Salt N Pepa and Celeb Rehab day That's all she talk about at the cafe I swear to God it drove me to drink about a half a carafe, hey My head's so spinning I'm so through with women Who watch reruns of the Real World with dinner And Kim Kardashian, moms and Bruce Jenner And 3 6 Mafia show, and Jerry Springer Scott Baio, 46 and Knocked Up I'd rather see The First 48 or Locked Up Instead it's just a Nanny 911, I'm Trading Spouses Extreme Makeover she rearranged the couches Now she keep changing outfits I'm about to get a Doctor Phil to do something about this The house not fresh, she not Top Chef I tell her Viva la Bam, she tell me not yet Watching Cribs lookin at shit she never gon' get America's best dance move she tryin to do the step 'Bout to do her like Beyonce and tell her to the left Truth be told, she's bout to television me to death YO!