College Boy

[Verse One] Its hard to picture a nigga not get money J.Cole living bummy? hahaha That shit is funny I’m focused on that cash, I just laugh at them bastards Eligible bachelor, finna get my Bachelor’s And if this rap shit don’t work, I’m going for my Master’s Still scouting hoes on the first day of classes Keep up with the asses, keep up with the grades A nigga straight A’s like the Braves She got me in her dorm room, talking bout her room ain’t clean And she wanna fuck, but wait until her roommate leaves Now I could give a damn if her roommate seeing Cuz if the girl get excited, she’s invited. (haha) [Hook] If its alright with you, yea, shit, then its alright with me If its alright with you baby girl, then its alright with me, (uh) And if its alright with you shawty, then its alright with me Hey and if its alright with you, (yea, yea) then shit, its alright with me [Verse Two] Yeah, uh, I hate to brag, well naw, I don’t, the big man on campus I gotta chick in every class that give a nigga glances And if your ass is dumb you won’t even get a chance Cuz I gotta chick in every class that give a nigga answers, yea And if I hit ya shorty, keep it on the low This shit just like highschool, people wanna know I see you haters mad, but I ain’t mad at y’all niggas We get ass like them basketball niggas, I’m ballin’ Got a sidekick so them hoes don’t be callin’! Hit me on aim, ay what’s your screen name? When I start typing in, a nigga’s got some mean game, yea And when I whip it out, shit she gonna think she seeing things, but Back in Carolina I miss home badly, (yea) It’s funny hoes I couldn’t have is tryna bag me But I’m in the Jeep with this freaky ass Aggy She said she want it from the back, gladly [Hook] [Verse Three] I’m skipping class just to get some ass, living fast And college with no sleep nigga, my jabs quick as Zab's So kill that old college gangsta shit we dont believe You mad cuz your girl on Facebook poking me, so uh You know the G, I hit her up like “Hello Elle I see you looking right the other day, LOL So, what’s good with you?” She hit me right back like “Shit, what’s good with you?” You know I like that, so of course I write back Hit her with some nice chat Same night she in my room, lights off I strike that Yea I put game right, but that’s your wife, nigga take her I bust then I kick her ass out to write a paper, yea (hahaha) A nigga doing homework, drinking like a fish It ain’t a weekend that I’m sober Fighting hangovers on my way to my internship And I forgot to study for my midterm, shit! [Outro] Hahahaha, wooo! Ay, this is straight through, nigga No, no fucking, no double takes This is straight through the whole shit nigga Check it out man, tryna tell y’all niggas man College is a good look A real good look, my nigga For more reasons than one, man Know they try to keep us out of that shit though That shit like extra expensive I got scholarships though, so you know I’m not sweating that I feel for my niggas that couldn’t make it man Ay Mike we in there baby, hahaah Ay they can’t, they can’t keep us out the G my nigga, you know Then we all make it, nah, we ain’t all make it Shout out to my niggas, man All my niggas, yo Whether you graduated or not Whether you made it to college or not, nigga Fayettenam, yeah, yeah Class of 2007 man Holla at me I’m going to grad school though, you know?