Chuckie Chan (Martial Arts Expert of Reptarland)

[Verse: Alex Brown (Isaac Hayes)] If there’s a playground to be won A job to be done (He’ll come sliding to the rescue) If you been pinned down By a posse of clowns (He’ll break up the party Get lost, scram) [Pre-Chorus 1: Isaac Hayes & Alex Brown] You never hear him crying He’s brave as a lion When he jumps into action His fist start flying [Chorus: Alex Brown (Isaac Hayes)] Here comes Chuckie Chan (Here comes Chuckie Chan) He’s always ready When there’s danger at hand Here comes Chuckie Chan (Here comes Chuckie Chan) Martial arts expert Of Reptarland [Post-Chorus: Isaac Hayes] Chuckie Chan Chuckie Chan Better watch it He’ll bust you up [Pre-Chorus 1] [Chorus] [Verse: Alex Brown (Isaac Hayes)] When the lights go dim It’s not a problem for him (I pity any monster underneath his bed) Well he can stare into the eye Of the oatmeal guy (Chuckie doesn’t lose his head) If you’ve been chased around By a kung-fu chopping clown (He’ll come swinging to the rescue) If your rituals been attacked By a samurai pack (He’ll break up the party) [Pre-Chorus 2: Isaac Hayes & Alex Brown] You don’t have to worry He’s got fist of fury His master full karate kicks Turns right into chopsticks [Chorus] Look out suckers [Chorus] He’s da man!