Destiny

I had just woken up I didn't bother to shower I figured I'd stroll downtown to blow a couple hours I pulled the late shift, at five I had to be at work I grabbed some crumpled jeans and a faded black shirt Now I'm dressed as fresh as a stale loaf of bread Hop in the car pay more attention to the music than the road ahead My motor revved through a couple stop signs But luckily for me I didn't see a single cop light I got to the parking lot and stopped at an open spot I look across the street like "God damn that girl is smoking hot!" ? had light brown curly hair, was five six with nice tits, a tight, round derrière It might sound very square but her presence made my heart jump Wearing tight jeans a tiny tee and some dark pumps I should approach but I didn't dare I had to sit and stare, I could feel myself getting scared She shot a glare, I felt my last bit of courage visit Damn it I panicked, got frantic and just gave her a whistle So now I'm feeling like a real casanova Cause I choked on the approach there's no chance that she's glancing over No chance to show her my advanced and lower regions That could leave her feeling dazed and in a trance with slower breathing See I was dreaming about fulfilling fantasies When I snapped to reality and see that she's already leaving There's no good reason for me to even sweat it Figured she's out of my leave and it's best that I forget it So I headed down the street to grab a slice of cheese from Rusty's Made my way to Just Play to get my fingers Dusty Spent half an hour checking records in my headphones Bought a Shadow single and an album by the deftones I left to get home and guess who I saw That same cutie patootie with a bootie and no bra My jaw dropped as saw that I caught her eye And she took a second glance as she walked on by I kept it cool, jarred my mind as I thought of lines To let her know that I'm original and not some other guy Like "Bonjour tu es la pomme de mes yeux, sacrebleu! I've got a sickness and I think that you're the cure." She rolled her eyes and away she went I guess that's just my luck, she don't speak French I said "That pretty face don't match that ugly attitude It's obvious I think you're cute so you should show some gratitude." She turned around and looked like I ain't mad at you That line gets them every time I knew that's all I had to do I smiled polity as I shook her hand lightly Rethinking my thoughts on love at first sight worried it might be A light breeze picked up her scent and got the best of me I asked her for her name she promptly responded with "Destiny." "Well Destiny, that's ironic cause this is fate My name is Lee and I can't wait to rub your feet after our date."