Doctor Oz

[Verse 1] I want a letterman jacket so bad that it hurts And I hate my mom cause she makes me wear theses shirts I go to school just to get picked on Every day they make me feel like I don’t belong They hate me because I’m different The adults around me, they don’t hear me, they ain’t listening To get love you better be popular I wanna see my name on day on the [monica?] But I’mma need some basketball shorts A cheerleader too and a basketball shirt A box of Newports and a Gatorade sport And a new pair of Jordans and a basketball court Then a girl who will find me attractive Love from my peers, you know the whole package I got the code to happiness and I could [?] And all of this comes with the letterman jacket [Hook] As we all grow older the truth will be understood Cause we never turn out the way we thought we would [Verse 2] I want a new nose and a brand new car That could drive myself seemed away so far I want to be loved, I want a new start A botex mind and a silicone heart We got collagen celebs and liposucked stars I’m just lookin for my own Wizard of Oz To give me courage, forget a brain Give me a straight nose and take away pain Give me a big butt and a little bitty waist Give me some glory with a prettier face Give me a bottle of tequila and a cup and don’t [?] Give me a camera, give me a new facebook profile Give me some big breasts and some tight clothes And I’ll have a boyfriend and friends and just pose In front of stores, and we’ll be loved just wait Please Doctor Oz, can you make my nose straight? [Hook] [Verse 3] I want a football, I want to be thuggin’ Fuck it, I want an easy bake oven I want to be loved by my dad But my dad said he can’t love no fag So I’mma hafta hide who my real self is And hide who I like but I can’t help it Doctor Oz, can you make me not gay? Make me normal and take this pain away Cause when you disdained, every day it rains And I don’t want to be better I just want to be the same Mr. Wiz I just wanna live in a normal way Normal, according to those others that pray But your blessings and needles just take characters away So I would rather be different in a similar way Being gay is cool with me, so let me say Fuck a football I take an easy bake any day [Hook]