Welcome To The Show

(Violent J) Well hello boys and girls come on in see the show Its the mystical, magical, great dark carnival Don't bother lookin for parkin get rid of it It ain't like you ever comin back ya fuckin idiot (Shaggy 2 Dope) The carnival emerges only when you bout to die And right now muthafucka you bout dead in the sky So come and put your soul up on the murder go round And we'll strap you down and spin you into oblivion (Violent J) I got a spike for yo neck with my ninja blowgun Because I be the jugga-lugga don dada lada shogun I swing my sword down and split you in two Before you even fall I bitch smack both of you (Shaggy 2 Dope) Welcome to our carnival, Fifty thousand juggalos Freaks and weridos and killas at our shows (Violent J) Im just glad we down with em, hate to be yall (Shaggy 2 Dope) And have a juggalo shatter my skull for the carnival (Chorus) Welcome to the show, Shangri-La or the Dark Carnival Welcome to the show, BITCH BOY YOU DEAD Welcome to the show, Shangri-La or the Dark Carnival Welcome to the show, DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD (Shaggy 2 Dope) Welcome to my exhibit I be the Shags Sit back and enjoy, relax ya nipples and nutbags Theres only juggalos here ya know what we about Swingin hatchets, Faygo, and a dick in ya mouth (Violent J) So they call us a circus we accept the role Weve been sayin that its comin for like ten years or so And everywhere we go from Alaska to Spain I'm seein juggalos dancin in a Faygo rain (Shaggy 2 Dope) Some of those at our shows feel a carnival high I see em jump on the stage and float off inta the sky They ain't never comin back the carnival is defined And all we can do is dream about em smokin a dime (Violent J) I got love for dead people and I hope to die I got neden waitin on me up in Shangri-La But if ya really wanna see the fuckin devil's exhibit The shit is called "TWIZTID" run out and get it (Chorus) Welcome to the show, Shangri-La or the Dark Carnival Welcome to the show, BITCH BOY YOU DEAD Welcome to the show, Shangri-La or the Dark Carnival Welcome to the show, DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD When its yo time, death is near, step right on up over here Games, prizes, shows, and rides, its that carnival paradise When its yo time, death is near, step right on up over here Games, prizes, shows, and rides, its that carnival paradise Welcome to the show, Shangri-La or the Dark Carnival Welcome to the show, Its that carnival paradise Welcome to the show, Shangri-La or the Dark Carnival Welcome to the show, Its that carnival paradise (Carny) *Necks Slitting* You dont like it, get the fuck up outta here When its yo time, death is near, step right on up over here Games, prizes, shows, and rides, its that carnival paradise When its yo time, death is near, step right on up over here Games, prizes, shows, and rides, its that carnival paradise (Chorus repeats until end)