The Bone

[Intro:] Has the jury reached a verdict? Yes, your honor We find the defendant guilty on all counts The bailiff came at me with a pair of cuffs in his hand He was taking me to jail, but that wasn't my plan I broke the arm off my chair, stabbed him hard as I can He got the bone... HE GOT THE BONE! I jumped over the others and kicked the door down with my feet Ran down the steps and headed right into the street Waved down a car, the driver stopped and looked at me He got the bone... (Get out, bitch!) HE GOT THE BONE! I hit the gas and I'm swerving in and out of my lane Coppers on my tail, I'm driving like I'm insane Old man up in the street, crossing slowly with his cane He got the bone... HE GOT THE BONE! Smashed into a post, I jumped outta my car Hopped over a wall, running through someone's yard Ran into a house, the father tried to be hard He got the bone... (Bone muthafucka!) HE GOT THE BONE! [Hook] Why do they fuck with me? When I'm having fun? (They get the bone!) Why do they fuck with me? When I'm on the run? (They get the bone!) Why do they fuck with me? Cause I ain't the one? (They get the bone!) I busted out through the front doors and I booked down the block The neighbors joined the chase, someone's shooting a Glock The mailman tried to stop me, but I picked up a rock He got the bone... (Whoa, hold on!) HE GOT THE BONE! Police screech around the corners with they red and blue lights I threw some fucking nerdy off his ten speed bike But the kid was an athlete and he wanted to fight He got the bone... (Fuck you!) HE GOT THE BONE! I ran into a restaurant, bust into the kitchen Workers on my ass and the cooks, they was bitchin' A hero blocked the door, I grabbed a knife did I mention? He got the bone... HE GOT THE BONE! Out into the alley, took the stairs up to the roof Chopper busting shots at me and I ain't bulletproof I threw a rock up at the gunman and blew out his tooth He got the bone... HE GOT THE BONE! [Hook] Cut through the parking lot, I ran up into the mall Pigs, people, cars, cooks, choppers, and all Throwin' shoppers off the escalator, watching 'em fall They got the bone... THEY GOT THE BONE! Absolute pandemonium all over the place Everybody drop they shopping bags and join in the chase When a cop tried to tackle me, got kicked in the face He got the bone... (Let me go!) HE GOT THE BONE! Stole his fucking golf cart and bust through the glass Sideswiped a mannequin and cut across the grass Some fucking kid ordered me to stop, I plowed his ass He got the bone... HE GOT THE BONE! Police shot the tires out, my ride is a joke I’m surrounded by an army, quickly losing all hope I threw my ninja poof ball, disappeared into the smoke They got the bone... (Where'd he go?!) THEY GOT THE BONE! [Hook] [Skit] [Girl Scout] Hello, mister! I hope you weren't sleeping! Would you like to buy some Girl Scout cookies? [Deep-voiced man] Oh, cookies, huh? That sounds really good right about now...What kind do you got? [Girl Scout] Oh my gosh, you sound really scary! Why do you sound like that? [Deep-voiced man] What do you mean, sweetie? Do you have any Samoas? Or just them thin mints? [Girl Scout] Maybe I should go...you sound really weird and I'm scared! [Deep-voiced man] Wait... what about them Tagalongs? Can I at least get a box of them bad boys? Say, what the fuck you wake me up for then, bitch?