Slim Anus

These stupid Earthlings cannot even get along with each other! Eminem huh? You wanna diss us? You wanna diss Insane Clown Posse and Twiztid? Well here goes a remix From us to you This is the truth about Slim Anus... (Chorus) Hi, my name is what? My name is who? My name is Slim Anus Hi, my name is huh? My name is what? My name is the fudgepacker Hi, my name is what? My name is who? (Excuse me) My name is the nutlicker Hi, my name is what? (Can I have the attention of your ass?) My name is who? My name is the buttsniffer (Chorus) Hi, kids! Do you like Anus? I let Dr. Dre fill up my butt for one chance to be famous (Uh huh) Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did (Yeah) Try acid and get your butt pumped out like I did My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin to get my head straight But I can't figure out which Backstreet Boy I wanna impregnate? And Dr. Dre said, "Slim Shady you a cutie (Uh huh) I'll give you a deal let me up in that booty" (OK!) Well since age 12 I felt like I'm someone else Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt (Yup) Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off She don't know how to do Tommy Lee I'd suck his dick off (Chorus) Hi, my anus who? My anus what? My anus it gets tapped dawg Hi, my anus My anus My anus every now and then gets plugged up Hi, my anus My anus My anus is occasionally reamed out Hi, my anus who? My anus what? My anus really needs to be filled up (Chorus) My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high I told him to take his pants off, hooked him up, he let me slide I pinched his ass, he winked at me He chased me around the desk, I told him come and get me Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up Flashed the bartender - and I tried to feel his dick up Extra-terestrial runnin over pedestrians In a space ship while they screamin at me Let's just be friends 99% of my life I was lied to I just found out my Mom screws more guys than I do (Damn) I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper She met Violent J I couldn't believe it when he slapped her You know you blew up when the women rush the stands And try to touch your hands but I need me a man This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph (Dude can I get your autograph?) So I signed it "Dear Dave, thanks for the support, nice ass!" (Chorus) Hi, my name is huh? My name is who? My name is (They call me the pore plugger) Hi, my name is what? My name is who? My name is the itch itcher (Excuse me) One of radio's wonder boys They call me the butt itcher Hi, my name is what? My name is who? My name is (I've been called Dre's butt boy) (Chorus) Stop the tape this kid needs to be locked away (Get him) Dr. Dre don't just stand there operate I feeled up my balls and buttcheeks Anal lube got my ass greasy for weeks Stick your manhood between my cheeks (Yup) Am I cumming or going, I can barely decide I just drank a pint of semen - dare me to drive? (Go ahead) All my life I was very deprived Dre's butt is too sexy to hide Take your pants off Dre I don't mind Clothes rip like the incredible Hulk I spit when I talk, I'll do any guy that walks When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits Sometimes I sit and wish Dr. Dre had a set of tits Get behind me Shady and grab me by my hips If I do that then I can't kiss you on your lips By the way if you see my Dad Ask him if he seen my spread in Gay Al's porno mag (Chorus) Hi, my anus who? My anus what? My anus gets tapped up Hi, my anus who? My anus what? My anus it's always getting plugged up Hi, my anus who? My anus what? My anus occasionally reamed out My anus it needs to be filled up Your anus Your anus Your anus is always getting plugged Your anus Your anus Your anus is always getting stuffed You wanna diss us? We don't even know you you little bitch You wanna sit there and diss us? You little bitch I'll slap your face off That's what happens when you go up against the Psychopathic Family trick You little bitch (Laughs) Slim Anus!