Redneck Hoe '99

Ain't that about a hoot What you so mad about? Them gawldamn city folks comin around these here hills Lookin for a piece of that tender young ass, yaww Let me tell you my Thelma Lou knows better than to Give her puddin to anybody else but Pa (Shaggy 2 Dope) Rappin to this bitch with a red neck A red neck, them fuckin red neck Rappin to this bitch with a red neck Violent J gonna step to that red ass neck (Violent J) Bitch you're a red neck (ho!) But I gives a fuck I'm bout to step I never met a southern belle cowpolk (nope!) And I know till now you've only fucked your kinfolk Biiiitch I can't believe that Everytime you smile you look like Cactus Jack Just cut the lights out Cause I still wanna bang that bearded biscuit out Bitch I knows you's a freak Lemme bitch slap that butt cheek And try to keep your toothless mouth shut And don't say shit you funky ass fat bitch I don't square dance I drink monkey blood and kick voodoo chants (woop-woop!) But you quick to act like you didn't know Like you didn't know that I'm a juggalo gigolo Biatch wait hold up (What?) I can't have Pa starin at my butt Tell him to leave and keep the barn doors closed All I need is him tryin to grope my nizzogs (Chorus) Bitch you's a ho (Uh huh) And ho you's a bitch (That's right) Everybody knows that you's a funky funky bitch (Come again y'all) Bitch you's a ho (Uh huh) And ho you's a bitch (That's right) Everybody knows that you's a (What?) funky bitch (Violent J) Rappin to this bitch with a red neck A red neck, a chicken ass red neck A bitch with a beard and a red neck Hey yo Shaggy step to that red ass neck (Shaggy 2 Dope) Bitch it's Shagg's Before I teabag your face take off them rags You been chillin in the barn all night and day Shoveling horse shit and fuckin with hay Bitch it's your neden I'm finna tag I don't give a fuck play your Ricky Skaggs Yeah that's right bump Conway Twitty With your red ass nipple on your red neck titty Bitch I roll down south With a swisher sweet hangin out my mouth And sport a Hank Allen cowboy hat But after I tap it, man fuck that Bitch! I'm from the big city And I'm finna bust a nut on that one big titty Aww shit it's Wilbur's daughter Fondlin pig nuts and I caught her Bitch drop them hog balls She dropped the sack then dropped her drawers She looked like a crow that's all I know But I still fucked that red neck ho (Chorus) Bitch you's a ho (Uh huh) And ho you's a bitch (That's right) Everybody knows that you's a funky funky bitch (Come again y'all) Bitch you's a ho (Uh huh) And ho you's a bitch (That's right) Everybody knows that you's a (What?) funky bitch (Jamie Madrox) I know a red neck bitch named Wylita, straight stacked Biscuit in her pocket, nipples look like flap jacks Chicken face bitch two or three good teeth But if I ask for sugar she's a big fuzzy peach Now I remember when she milked the cows Sticks of hay in the mouth, ass hangin all out Got me itching on my balls, and I'm rubbing my wang That damn there girl pretty did she need a twang Hey there Missy I'm from the East And I wouldn't mind laying in the hay for a piece You can rub my butt like you do your Pa's Or I can hide my meat in between your jaws And even hum a little something sweet by Clint Black While you stroke and caress my tender nut sac You like it rough bitch told you I'ma bring the pain She said "ain't that damn movie by John Wayne" (Violent J) Rappin to this bitch with a red neck A red neck, a chicken ass red neck A fat bubbly bitch with a red neck, turkey funky chicken neck (Monoxide Child) Bitch it's Twiztid with a Z You red neck ho is you fuckin with me?! Neden scabbed up like a horses ass But I'ma tap it anyway and use your hair for my nut rag Bitch what the fuck?! Smells like a pile of dead fish in your butt Your shirts all covered with pins and fishing tackle And I saw more teeth on an apple Bitch you better ask Uncle Gus Or you and the rest of the Clampett's will get fucked up Oh me? I talk to the spirits Witches, demons, and they all keep screaming (Chorus) Bitch you's a ho (Uh huh) And ho you's a bitch (That's right) Everybody knows that you's a funky funky bitch (Come again y'all) Bitch you's a ho (Uh huh) And ho you's a bitch (That's right) Everybody knows that you's a (What?) funky bitch Bitch you's a ho (Uh huh) And ho you's a bitch (That's right) Everybody knows that you's a funky funky bitch (Come again y'all) Bitch you's a ho (Uh huh) And ho you's a bitch (That's right) Everybody knows that you's a funky funky bitch (Come again y'all) Bitch you's a ho (Uh huh) And ho you's a bitch (That's right) Everybody knows that you's a (What?) funky bitch (Chorus x2) Round up you boys And you head down south Find a red neck ho and put your dick in her mouth