Please Don't Hate Me

I gotta tell him.. I gotta be a man and handle my business.. I know he's gonna hate me.. Ahhh I gotta call him What up dogg? What you been up to? Oh yeah well that's cool, check it out Me and you we been down for while, right? We been here and there we been pretty tight Something happened last night that you might get upset about But hear me out I didn't mean nothing by it, I'mma make this quick I gave your mama this dick I don't know how it happened I just know my nuts and her itch were slapping I was over there mowing the grass And I could feel her eyes all up on my ass And then, I went inside to make a phone call And there she was with her titty hanging out her bra One thing just led to another Next thing you know, I'm butt-fucking your mother [Hook] Please don't hate me, but I've been fucking your mom loose lately Please don't hate me, relax I never said I loved the ho Please don't hate me, but I've been fucking your mom loose lately Please don't hate me, you never should've trusted a Juggalo Don't hang up, I still got more Your momma gives head like a heroin whore I wasn't thinking about how you was my bud When she spreaded my butt cheeks and went for the Milk Dud We broke out with your with grandpa's gin Got drunk, I fucked her with a bowling pin She's freaky Her nipples look like peanuts Your mama's one of my favorite sluts She likes licking from the back of my balls To the tip of my dick with one big lick She calls me her big teddy bear Roooaaaaarrrrr!!!!! I chase her around on my underwear I'll admit I like spanking her butt I used your sock though to catch my nut Don't worry I put it back, I knew you better That's probably why your toes been sticking together Please don't hate me, but I been fucking your ma dukes lately Please don't hate me, relax I never said I loved the ho Please don't hate me, but I been fucking your ma dukes lately Please don't hate me, you never should've trusted a Juggalo Your mom's ass look like oat meal yo It's bumpy and grainy, I like to feel though And I ain't trying to diss her either I'm only saying that I'd wish she'd trim her beaver some Every hair is like a foot long Bitch looks like a werewolf wearing a thong sometimes It's all right with me though I don't mind as long as I can locate the V-Hole And your dad's so dumb he's knowing nothing Here I'm stuffing her muffin not to mention the pickle puffing And I'm hoping you and me are still cool I'm spending the night so she can drive me to school tomorrow And we plan on fucking again All right I'll talk to you later Peace, Eminem Di-zam Somebody just got fucked up Nigga! Please don't hate me, but I been fucking your ma dukes lately Please don't hate me, relax I never said I loved the ho Please don't hate me, but I been fucking your ma dukes lately Please don't hate me, you never should've trusted a Juggalo