My Axe

(Violent J) I love my Faygo, I love pills, Shaggy I love my buddies, my hatchetman but I love my axe (Violent J) My axe is my buddy, I bring him when I walk Me and my axe will leave your head outlined in chalk My axe is my buddy, he always makes me laugh Me and my axe cut biggots spinal cords in half My axe is my buddy, and when I wind him back Me and my axe will give your forehead a buttcrack My axe is my buddy, I never leave without him Me and my axe will leave your neck a bloody fountain (Violent J, and Shaggy 2 Dope) Chorus: Everybody, everybody, everybody run Murdering, murdering, murdering fun, (everybody dies) Swing swing swing, chop chop chop, (everybody dies) Swing swing swing, chop chop chop Everybody, everybody, everybody run Murdering, murdering, murdering fun, (everybody dies) Swing swing swing, chop chop chop, (everybody dies) Swing swing swing, chop chop chop (Violent J) My axe is my buddy, we right planets wrongs Me and my axe leave biggots deads on richies lawns My axe is my buddy, he never make me cry Me and my axe will leave a bivot for your eye (Violent J) Ouch, Ouch, Ouch, Ouch Ouch, Ouch, Ouch, Ouch Ouch, Ouch, Ouch, Ouch Ouch, Ouch, Ouch, Ouch Tylenol, Tylenol, Tylenol, Tylenol Tylenol, Tylenol, Tylenol, Tylenol (Violent J) My axe is my buddy, don't take him for a chump Me and my axe will leave you hopping on a stump Chorus: (Violent J, and Shaggy 2 Dope) Look into the deadest tree, tell me baby what you see Dont't you hear the branches cry? Asking for the reasons why If they hang so many men, from the branches off of them Why did humans make them play, with them in their evil way Look into the moons beam, can you fathom what its seen? Bodies draging from a truck, driven by a biggot fuck Why you think that heavens cry, acid rain and blizzard sky Ain't no covering tracks, and thats why I'm here, and oh yes.. (Violent J) My axe is my buddy, he'll thump into your head Me and my axe will make your white pony's red My axe is my buddy, you let that ditzy wave Me and my axe will fuck your mother on your grave (Violent J) Ouch, Ouch, Ouch, Ouch Ouch, Ouch, Ouch, Ouch Ouch, Ouch, Ouch, Ouch Ouch, Ouch, Ouch, Ouch Tylenol, Tylenol, Tylenol, Tylenol Tylenol, Tylenol, Tylenol, Tylenol (Violent J) My axe is my buddy, we both cry with the trees Me and my axe will bring the devil to his knees Chorus: Everybody, everybody, everybody run Murdering, murdering, murdering fun, (everybody dies) Swing swing, chop chop chop, (everybody dies) Swing swing swing, chop chop chop Everybody, everybody, everybody run Murdering, murdering, murdering fun, (everybody dies) Sw-ii-ing , chop chop chop, (everybody dies) Swiiiiii-ing, chop chop chop Everybody, everybody, everybody run Murdering, murdering, murdering fun, (everybody dies) Swing-a-ling ling , chop chop chop, (everybody dies) Swi-ii-ing, chop chop chop Everybody, everybody, everybody run Murdering, murdering, murdering fun, (everybody dies) Swing-a-ling ling , chop chop chop, (everybody dies) Swing-a-ling ling , chop chop chop