Jacob's Word

There's uh.. strange {*voices*} There's there's many many voices in my head many different voices Some are like this {*repeat 7X*} I hear voices one voice in particular Comes into my mind perpendicular rectangular it's a strangular He's like some kind of mental fucking mangular I don't know He tells me to punch Esham and Shaggz so I punch em I even call Twiztid fags They get mad slap me and smear my make-up I've named this evil voice named him Jacob Jacob tells me "Climb the ladder and jump off head first On the street don't worry it's soft" So I jump thump I'm on a gurney Jacob laughs at me "Your so fucking nerdy" Fuck him I hate him I hate him I can't escape him I finally get alone he calls me on a telephone {*phone rings*} "Violent J there?" Here "Hey this is Jacob I want you to piss in your underwear ok bud?" Sure I'm pissin now it fuckin tickles Jacob's dissin again I hear his giggles After I cut all my fingers off for that motherfucker I finally had enough Go see a doctor Doc, hello "Hi have a seat let's see uh what is it Joe?" Yeah Joe Bruce my friends call me chucky "Chucky?" - Either that or Bucky FUCK ME! I'm sorry doc it's Jacob again my names J "Tell me J uh who's this Jacob anyway?" I fuckin want him dead it's a voice in my head I GOT A LOT OF VOICES but this one's misled He tells me to drink toilet water and shit "Do ya do it?" - No, YES! I can't help it though I can't stop it "J, what I want you to do is drop it" Drop what? "Your feeling of denial I mean you're an asshole let's face it Jacob he's got style" Yeah - "You should do exactly what he tells ya" Even stab myself?! "Yeah hellz yeah" Fuck man are you sure doc? "Sincerely, now on your way out pay my fuckin secretary" Wow 300 bucks and I'm cured it's absurd all I gotta do is wait for the word Now I ain't heard from ol Jacob in while I'm at home jerkin my dick off to Gilligain's Island When BANG he popped in - "J what's up homie?" Where you been Jacob dogg it's been lonely Doc says I should roll witcha let's do dis "Alright well let's start off with a glass of ol piss" Sure with ice? "No ice!" - Nice "Finish up the whole glass and repeat it twice" All done - "Let's go put your shoes on" Where we goin homie? "To the graveyard I want you to dig yourself up a girlfriend" Dig up a dead body? "I won't say it again! You heard what the doctor said fuckin do it!" Well fuck it hand me my shovel and bucket I dug the bitch literally I dug her Her skin smelled like burned rubber I fuckin love her Took her corpse home sat it on the couch Jacob said "Now put her foot in your mouth!" So I did and her toes smelled like fish chunks That's been sittin out in the sun for a couple of months I didn't care though because Jacob told me to "There's one more thing that I want you to do" What's that? "Lay down in the street and trip a semi wit yo neck" Trip a semi truck? Bet! There I was I'm moving off waitin to get rolled on like a Dayton Here it comes I stuck my fuckin head out Like this Jacob?! - "Yeah! Pow!" I'm in critical I got minutes left I end up fightin With death why did the doctor tell me to listen to him! I'm laid up about to die screw him! Pick up the phone {*phone rings*} "Hello?" - Hi it's me J that one fat goofy weirdo Yeah listen I'm about to die why did you tell me to follow his word?! "Cuz he's a don-mega and you're a nerd" Well I hear you on that much okay But what kind of fuckin doctor are you anyway! I mean your telling me I'm nothing but a scrub! "I thought you knew homie - THIS IS DOCTOR JACOB!" Oooohh I get it everybody have a laugh I'm nothing but a sick homogetic mental path I died right then and there I was never cured I lived a shitty life all thanks to Jacob's word (Mumbling) That mother "What!" I didn't say nothin "Bull shit bitch!" I didn't say anything! How you gonna tell me I'm in your head bitch!" I was gonna compliment you "But I heard EVERYTHING!" Well get out of my fuckin head! "Fuck yours instead" Get out of MY fucking head alright! My fucking head "That's right my head too my head too!" You don't got your own fuckin head! I'm not running around in your fucking brain! "Cuz I ain't got one bitch" FUCK YOU! "Eat your leg" I'm sorry "Eat your leg" I'm sorry not my leg "Eat it bitch" Leave my leg alone "Eat it"