Every Halloween

I paint my face every year all day The 31st ain't nothin to me, another holiday All of a sudden face paintin's in style And I've been doin ever since Gilligan's Island was on But try to live all year though Try pickin up a chick when your painted up like a wierdo Im 68 years old I still trick or treat You think I care? shit I'm trying to find somethin to eat And tell your old ladies to keep your pennys If it ain't above a quarter, don't even bother Im sick of these little kids to I know you did it Put a brick in your bag and hit me in the head with it And then they take my candy and diss "look what I got from the fat guy painted like kiss!" All year I'm a psycho uh huh I see But every halloween, you wanna be me! Theyyyyyyyyy Every halloween They want to be meee Theyyyyyyyyy Every halloween They want to be meee A gorila, a buffer fish and a bag lady All made love and had a little baby And supposedly I'm the one But at this point thats only purely speculation On halloween people smile at me The rest of the year, they dial the police They kick me off there lawn and shoot me off there cars But on halloween there giving me candy bars Trick or treat it's 5:30 in the morning Im still out..im standing on your lawn And I'm lookin through your window *tap tap* I see a gummy bear on the table, ya gonna eat that? My paint don't come off, and if it did You think I'm scary now, shiiit I look like frankenstein thats been slaped with ugly Yet children hug me on halloween Theyyyyyyyyy Every halloween They want to be meee Theyyyyyyyyy Every halloween They want to be meee 3 6 4 people hate my guts On halloween though, they wanna ride my nuts They dress up as monsters, freaks, and clowns And pass jelly bears, goobers, and suckers around They next day when I try to trick or treat It's get off the porch or i'll call the cops you freak I don't understand you people but that's ok I'll see you all next time you try to be Violent J Theyyyyyyyyy Every halloween They want to be meee Theyyyyyyyyy Every halloween They want to be meee Theyyyyyyyyy Every halloween They want to be meee Theyyyyyyyyy Every halloween They want to be meee (well I don't care) (well I don't care) (well I don't care) (well I don't care)