Bugz On My Nutz

[Verse 1:] [Shaggy 2 Dope:] Well, I don't understand the phenomenon We fuckin' these hoes that look like spa-la-la-la! Rich boys think that it's shitty But I like fuckin' crack heads with one titty (Yeah!) And I do it at the drop of a dime And now I get the scabies almost every time (Every time!) So let's talk about my nut sack I don't front, Jack, I got bugs on my ball sac [Violent J:] Well, I'm Violent J and I ain't no bitch I'm always quick to tell you when my nuts itch (Ooh!) Cause bitch, if I'm itchin' when I come home Drop a brick in a sock, swing it on your dome You didn't think nothin' of it, just lemme stick it! Probly shoulda known, cuz I thought I heard crickets In your neden But I wasn't sayin' nuttin' though I wasn't sayin' nuttin' till I'm done nuttin' ho! And now I'm like, "Bitch how can this be?" Tryna sleep on my nuts while I'm watchin' TV! And I try and walk to the sto' and get a 40 How'd these bugs get on me? [Shaggy 2 Dope:] Somebody asked me how I got scabies Prolly that homeless fat, redneck, bald lady That I fucked in the shed Then the little critters on my ding-a-ling said: [Hook] Yo' nuts, we want yo' nuts We'll itch, and scratch, and bite yo' nuts Yo' nuts, we want yo' nuts Please, oh please, fuck dirty butts Yo' nuts, we want yo' nuts We'll itch, and scratch, and bite yo' nuts Yo' nuts, we want yo' nuts Please, oh please, fuck dirty sluts [Verse 2:] [Violent J:] I met this bitch and went up in it Dropped her off, went to the clinic [Shaggy 2 Dope:] Bitch, I got bizugs on my siznac So tell me, what's up with that? (Ho!) Shoulda said some'n 'bout your bug problem Now I'm gonna have to sock you in your mouth bitch! Can't keep my mo' fuckin' hands out my drawers (Stick a roach motel up under your balls) Nah, I'd rather stick 'em in a deep fryer And sizzle those motherfuckers off my wang [Violent J:] So you wanna fuck around, always gotta buck around? Lift up ya ding-a-ling, nuttin' but a bug ya found (Woah!) Now they call 'ya funky nuts cause ya like funky butts Scratchin' and bitin' 'em, now they call you monkey nuts But, I ain't sayin' nuttin', cause 'ya ain't playin' nuttin' Bring the track back and I get back to the nut sack track [Shaggy 2 Dope:] Gotta try to rap cause the bugs is bitin' But I ain't goin' out like a bitch, yo, fuck that! Stick 'em in a blender and hit the switch! (NO!) Then I hit the bitch! [Violent J:] Met this bum in the back of a dumpster Fucked her in her rumpster, juggalugga humpster! Had to take a piss, so I pulled out my wang Then I heard my ding-a-ling sing: [Hook] Yo' nuts, we want yo' nuts We'll itch, and scratch, and bite yo' nuts Yo' nuts, we want yo' nuts Please, oh please, fuck dirty butts Yo' nuts, we want yo' nuts We'll itch, and scratch, and bite yo' nuts Yo' nuts, we want yo' nuts Please, oh please, fuck dirty sluts [Outro:] Hey, check this out, man! I can remember back in school Back in elementary school Yeah, shit used to be cool then You know what I'm sayin'? Cause it was all about shootin' dice And playin' dodge ball and shit, ya know? But then somethin' happened, man Everybody grew up And now ain't nothin' the same! Like this one punk motherfucker The same motherfucker I was tradin' G.I. Joe's with And playin' kickball Is gonna run up on me and throw a gang sign, talkin' about He's gettin' ready to fly my head and shit! Well, fuck you! Ya know? Cause ya still the same fake-ass bitch you always was So don't come up on me with that shit cause I know you too well You still the same guy that me And my six Jello-eatin' motherfucker you always was Oh yeah, and a couple years ago I fucked your sister at your birthday party! So don't come up on me cause I know you too well Bitch boooy! Yeah, motherfuckin' bitch boooy! Ha ha ha ha!