Bazooka Joey

[Intro:] "This is the story of a man on the edge Who all but lost his way Until one day he discovered in his palms, a rocket launcher! Enjoy this tale of personal rejuvination, redemption and scrubification As told by the great Shaggy 2 Dope!" [Verse 1:] Grand Papi was a World War II Vet And I found his bazooka set In the basement with a bag of mortars Yeah bitch, I'm done taking orders! Dragged it outside, tried it out Dropped a shell in and fired it out Across the street into the neighbor's kitchen And now half of their house is missin' Fuck yeah! I grab the rockets Beer truck in the scope, I locked it Blew the wheels off and flipped it twice I'm realizing with that 'zook I'm nice [Hook:] And I'm dancing! (He's dancing!) With a god damn bazooka! (Bazooka Joey!) Bazooka! (Bazooka Joey!) [2x] [Verse 2:] I set a hot one right through the doors And left 'em mangled in a pile of boards I swear my shoulder is loving the shot Fucked up an H & R block I'm blowing new cop cars into stock yards Bitch this is a bazooka, you not hard! See the S.W.A.T. team hiding in a limousine It seems their smitherines! Pull out my hair, screaming and laughin' Getting shot at and shooting back and Terrorizing, Paralyzing Bazooka baby, electrifying [Hook:] And I'm dancing! (He's dancing!) With a god damn bazooka! (Bazooka Joey!) Bazooka! (Bazooka Joey!) [2x] [Verse 3:] Raid vans? You gotta be kiddin' I'll take out a tank, I ain't bullshittin'! Call me the crater creator Drop you like a elevator, big hater I'll blow a firetruck smooth in half (Drop your weapon!) All I could do was laugh! (Ha ha ha!) Who the fuck is you all demandin'? I'll leave a fucking ditch where you standin'! Fox News, turn it up loud I'mma blow the crowd into a mushroom cloud So tune in before I get shot Bazooka Joey blowing up the spot [Hook:] And I'm dancing! (He's dancing!) With a god damn bazooka! (Bazooka Joey!) Bazooka! (Bazooka Joey!) [2x] [Interlude:] "Alright, we need to secure the perimeter immediately! Woah, wait a minute! What is that? (Woah, woah, woah!) Get out of there! For Christ's sakes, he's got a goddamn bazooka! Back the fuck up!" [Hook:] And I'm dancing! (He's dancing!) With a god damn bazooka! (Bazooka Joey!) Bazooka! (Bazooka Joey!) [2x]