Basehead Attack

[Shaggy 2 Dope] So there I was watchin' Sanford & Son, workin' the graveyard shift At a party store, rollin' a spliff I'm behind the glass I see crackheads all night But tonight the moon is red and shit ain't feelin' so right My first sight was a basehead tryin' to break into my car In plain view, too I ran out with a crowbar Hammered it across his cranium, he fell over dead But no blood, only dust, he's a fuckin' basehead Here come another one jumpin' out of a tree But I ain't even have to move, he missed by like 20 feet He slammed down on the pavement, I quickly started kickin' Beat him with the crowbar 'til he finally stopped twitchin' Looked behind me, seen another zombie in the register I'm used to shoo'in' 'em off from beggin' from the customers But now I gotta reach up under the seat and grab the hand-ax Whipped it from there and stuck it into his back [Hook x2] THE ATTACK OF THE BASEHEADS! they on a mission They always on the hunt for something they always missin' THE ATTACK OF THE BASEHEADS! every city, every town They always on the hunt for somethin' never to be found [Shaggy 2 Dope] Goddammit, it's two more in the cooler once I'm back in the sto' Pull my hand-ax out that back and then attack him some mo' I charged, but he busted me in the head with a Pepsi No effect, I left him shakin' on the floor like epilepsy With they necks severed, fuckin' zombies for rocks Another jumped my back and we went through the glass into the parking lot He tried to kill me, he told me "Gimme some change!" All diggin' in my ear for it and shit, deranged! I grabbed him by his head and tried to yank it to the left to break his neck But his head spun all the way around and that was fuckin' it I was outta there, I seen another comin' out the grave Zombies, beggin' for change!! I'm fuckin' swingin' at em, knock they chin off their face But they still comin' at me, hands out, they wanna base They must think my white eyeballs are giant crack rocks I gotta slap 'em out they funky ass socks..help me! [Hook x2] [Violent J] They don't have a brain left behind they empty eyes They want crack rocka coca and they buzzin' like flies You might pull they arm off, you try to shake they hand Cuz their souls been gone, it's just a shell of a man Walkin' around lookin' for rock anyway they can get it Even if you got AIDS, them dirty bitches let you hit it And you still gettin' something worse than you already got I seen one catch one in the head, not even know he got shot It was crack smoke blowing out the side of his head He put a champagne cork in the hole and that was it Basehead zombies, millions of 'em and more With the steamroller, roll 'em over flat on the floor Their like dead ass bodies walkin' around without the ghost With no clue where they fuckin' headed but the rock roast Opportunities were given, they let 'em all pass Now they themselves ain't worth a shit out they ass [Hook x4]