Crazy

[Intro: The Etherealist] Hey yo, it's your boy The Etherealist With my main dawg In2ition Yeah, back up in this. Murder on the Dancefloor shit, son In2ition, kick it [Hook: In2ition] And baby, you know you got me crazy Because I want your body Want everything about you Baby, you know you got me crazy Cause you know that I want you Need, need, need your body, body [Verse 1: The Etherealist] It's your boy Ether on the mother-fucking mic Gotta tell you In2ition, this shit's out of sight When I'm not producing beats, I'm fucking bitches on the side So let me tell you a little story about my date the other night I was in the club with my boys in J. Unit Chilling with some dranks and that was when I saw it Finest girl in the room hanging at the bar So I went and said hello; minutes later, we in my car Cruising through Brissle with the top down, top down Girl's so fucking drunk, she pull her top down, top down Mother-fuckers hollering and honking at them tits Gotta keep this bitch together cause I plan on hitting this Also gotta watch that I don't swerve into some shit Cause I'm drunk as fuck and I don't wanna die like a bitch Die like a bitch: words so ironic Cause five minutes later, death was up in my shit Made it back home and I'm in the fucking zone Sex on my mind, yeah I'm ready to bone But I should have thought about the girl I came with more Cause I accidentally slammed her body in the car door Oh-my-fucking-God: there's human everywhere Bits of lungs and cranium splattered up my front stairs How the fuck is a human body so damn fragile? Fuck it, gotta move; gotta be hella agile Dragging a dead bitch down the pavement (What the fuck; where'd her fucking legs went?) The neighbours all running and screaming in horror Acting like they never seen me with a corpse before So now I'm pulling a torso by the intestines Damn, this how all my dates seem destined Maybe one day I'll just meet a nice whore And I won't have to dismember her with a chainsaw [Hook] [Verse 2: In2ition] Just finished cutting this girl's head off, right Turn around, see this huge, wooden spike It just might be a good thing to mount her on Grab it tight, push her head down. Slight Slip of the hand from the excitement, but I'm alright Lean it up against the corner of my room Yeah, that looks out of sight. Nice little ornament For Christmas time. Oh, I apologise: I Never explained why I committed this murder I suppose I should say before I go any further You see, she told me she loved me And I pretended I hadn't heard her [laughter] yeah She went crazy: tried to destroy me With one of her hair-product curlers But I was too quick for her. I ran behind, yeah Ran her up, swung for me, ah Kicked her in the butt, she hit to the floor right in front of me Began to bleed, grabbed the lamp by the side of me Smashed her in the face and she looked up to see Where I was, see, to see if she could make me feel guilty But I wasn't going to stop: enjoying it too much So I picked up some of my seaside stones That I brought back from this lovely beach near [?] Stanton, you know It's one of those really nice beaches, you know One of those beaches that you go to It's not too busy and it's not too dead either, you know Anyway, yeah: I used it to cave her head in 'Baby, baby, what's your problem, you bored of me?' She was being very distant and rude So I decided to make my move I stomped on her head a few times Till her skull caved in, right Ah, made a crushing sound like a walnut mushed Or like Spain's economy: bust. Then I thought She must talk to me now: no How much do I have to force her? Wow She makes things so complicated, you know? From now, I'm gonna not panic for these girls Who can't be bothered with me. Gonna let them always Come to me. So I picked her up; her limp body And pushed her out of the window onto the street below Closed the blinds and went straight to bed, so I think the moral of this story that we have here, yo Cause I know that you all came here to be Educated more, yo; is not to fuck bitches who Can still breathe. Let the air stop Before you make your dick pop in and say hello And if they don't like it and don't wanna Fuck to me, don't wanna fuck me I'll just tell 'em 'bitch, please; you'd be lucky to get me' 'Well, you'd be lucky to get me too' yeah That's what they say: 'you'd be lucky that I even fuck you'. Bitch, I already got you In the back alley behind the club the other night Yeah, you thought your vodka tasted funny, right? Your little drink: 'ah, girls I don't feel too good There's some strange pains in my tummy' 'Aw sweetie, it's probably just you're on your Period, honey. But why don't you go outside Out here? Get some air. I'll join you When I'm done grinding this guy like a big fucking Black bear' [laughter] And I'm there, lurking in the shadows. Putting away my Rohypnol Feeling like your a gun and I'm a sentinel And you've been sent and all From Heaven, yeah and I'm from Hell For me to fuck you like a really sexy angel But a lot more fucked up And I grab you by the scruff, pull you behind the bins Cover your mouth; no hope for you now My trousers are already down: pre-prepared I slide your skirt up; you're knicker-less I make a Shining smile like Jack Nicholson And I'm as hard as Ross Kemp on gangs I stick it in real slow; begin to feel you quiver so She turns on me more though Up and down we go, we go, we go Out of breath, I realise I chose The wrong goddamn ho. Feel like a fucking ho Been fucking you in the ass for the last five minutes: uh oh And then I cum, all up in your bum I say yum and you fall to the floor like the rum Had really gone to your head. Worked out like a nice Plan; like a really good sum And as I get home, I'm done. Man, rape is fun But these girls, overall they've won They're the dangerous ones. Yeah, we got the dicks But they've got the emotions and shit, and it scares me They don't know what to do with it, you know? I don't know what to do with this shit I feel really fucking intimidated by all this crap, yo, and... [Hook] [Verse 3: In2ition] And I feel intimidated by this crap because I know That they can use me and dump me easily, so Row-row-row, row my boat down the river Of love and drown at the end, so I hate these bitches and they hate me, yo. I say a lot of shit About them so I feel first-rate but I know it's a shitty Thing for me to do. I've loved before And been torn apart too. I've made love before and had to Restart my heart so many times And I've lost her before and felt like that was the end of Whatever this thing called life is But I'm starting to get back up and stand without stabilisers But my emotions are still walking on knife-edges Feel like I should quit my day-job and just trim nice hedges Cause heartbreak ruins you: makes you nothing Curl up into a foetal position and call for mummy To come hug you; tell you 'everything's gonna be okay' But you'll only have to leave her at the end of the day Because she's still a woman too. But I think maybe Women are all lost souls. Maybe they want us to hurt So they can feel in control That's the conclusion that I sometimes come to Or maybe they're just fucking crazy I mean, they've definitely got me [Hook]