Never Fight A Man With A Perm

[Verse 1] Brylcreem Creatine And a bag of Charlie Sheen Brylcreem Creatine And a bag of cocaine A dulcet man with a dolcet tone From a dulcet town and a dolcet home He hates me I like that Two arms like big baseball bats I bark He bites back A jaw like a fuck off bear trap He said "these boots are made for stomping And that's just what they'll do One of these days these boots are gonna Stomp all over you." [Pre-Chorus] I said I got a penchant for smokes and kicking douches in the mouth Sadly for you my last cigarette's gone out [Chorus] Concrete and leather Concrete and leather Concrete and leather Concrete Concrete and leather Concrete and leather Concrete and leather Concrete [Verse 2] A heathen from Eton On a bag of Michael Keaton A heathen from Eton On a bag of Michael Keaton He thinks he's suave You're not suave 'cause you watched Get Carter You are a catalogue, plastic Sinatra A tryhard, you should've tried harder Me, oh me, oh my, Roy You look like a walking thyroid You're not a man, you're a gland You're one big neck with sausage hands You are a Topshop tyrant Even your haircut's violent You look like you're from Love Island You stood and the room went silent [Pre-Chorus] Never fight a man with a perm [Chorus] Concrete and leather Concrete and leather Concrete and leather Concrete Concrete and leather Concrete and leather Concrete and leather Concrete [Outro] I shut my mouth Let's hug it out I shut my mouth Let's hug it out I shut my mouth I shut my mouth