Not Ralitsa Vassileva

Dinner table chattering classes - Tells us all we need to know Like it. Lump it. Dig it. Dump it - On your late, late show And do you think you're Ralitsa Vassileva? You're just hand-me-down news in a cookie jar It's a long way from here to CNN in America And a red-eyed opinion too far Dish the dirt or dish the gravy Spill the beans to me Sinking fast in terminal boredom – Feigned interest flying free And do you think you're Ralitsa Vassileva etc Talking monkey, breaking news junkie, tragedies to reveal Light and breezy, up-beat squeezy, close in to touchy-feel Pass the Merlot, dance the three-step Cut to a better chase Align yourself with no proposition And simpler thoughts embrace Let's talk about me. Let's talk about you In a world of private rooms Hide awhile from dark stormbringers – Sad messengers of doom Sadly, you can't be Ralitsa Vassileva, ..... And do you think you're Ralitsa Vassileva, .....