Bachelor Baby

[Intro] I swear I'm done with girls I ain't turning gay or nothing just, yo [Verse 1] Fuck a relationship flex No matter how smooth sailing, they end up as shipwrecks But one way or another the shit gets To point where you sit vexed wanting to break the chicks neck Or maybe it's just the women I'm dealt But given the rate of marriages that dribble and melt I doubt it, this shit is just a frivolous help- -less situation from the start so i've forbidden myself I've had my fair share, different shapes and sizes Some nice girls, some just wearing fake disguises But in the end, no matter what, hate arises 'till the whole affair simply hits a major crisis 'till you're left with nothing but memories to reminisce Every time we ever hugged or we ever kissed Seems the downside outweigh the benefits Next chick who asks me, i'll tell her this [Hook] Yeah you seem like a nice lady And yeah sex is a maybe But the truth is that lately I'm a ba-chelor baby 'cos these chicks drive me crazy But now it just don't phase me Feels like no one can save me I'm a ba-chelor baby [Verse 2] It's like, round and round the mulberry bush There's plenty fish in the sea but there's so many hooks So many fit girls out there that nobody looks To see who she is deep down, boy there's so many crooks Flirting around, swearing that they'd never follow through Is that like how you'd never suck my dick and swallow too? You hollow bitch! it's only 'cos your tits ain't hollow too! I was never even with you, find another man to follow you Hah, that's how they usually end Ripping out eachother's throats, when we used to be friends A couple months back, every night used to be spent Telling eachother you're the one, which we truthfully meant At first sight, you're loved up and delirious 'till they bring you straight down to your weariest Been through too many to take this shit serious Fuck relationships period [Hook] Yeah you seem like a nice lady And yeah sex is a maybe But the truth is that lately I'm a ba-chelor baby 'cos these chicks drive me crazy But now it just don't phase me Feels like no one can save me I'm a ba-chelor baby [Verse 3] They're so sweet and innocent But the truth is you gotta go on militant Tap her phone, watch her move with vigilance Unless you want another man shaking up her ligaments "oh yeah" but I ain't taking sides Boys can be just as bad, no point making lies When you're looking at your girl with them faking eyes The ones you use to picture every girls naked thighs Who walks by, shit's a whirlwind of jealousy Both of you tripping like you're on a dose of LSD If drugs are bad, love's the strongest one i've ever seen Only problem with me, is I'm never clean But maybe it's something i'll get around Find the right girl eventually and settle down Who knows? maybe she's already been met or found But 'till that day you can forget it now [Hook] Yeah you seem like a nice lady And yeah sex is a maybe But the truth is that lately I'm a ba-chelor baby 'cos these chicks drive me crazy But now it just don't phase me Feels like no one can save me I'm a ba-chelor baby!